https://youtu.be/DqUWz1bXnuA

TV (Manfred): Ladies and gentlemen, the Antagonist Purge starts at 8:00.  Be wary, and arm yourselves, for some of you, including a certain Brat King, just might not make it by tomorrow...(Points to the camera) I'm talking to YOU, Antasma!

Miles Edgeworth: (Hears the insult directed to us)  OH, HELL NO!

https://youtu.be/WMdkPoGFJ34

Me: (Lays nine weapons on the table) Efferyvun, grab a veapon!

???: Mind if I join the mix? (Activates lightsaber)

Me: Ah, hello, Anakin.  BTV, I don't mind at all!  

Mitch: Welcome to the school's staff, Skywalker!  Your designation will be...Combat Training/Sparring!

Me/Risky: (activates lightsabers) Five...Four...Three...Two...One...It's begun!

Me: (Notices my 25 "kids") Mitch!  Take my kids to my BNK-3R.  I don't vant them to end up dead!  Here's a picture of the bunker, but mine is tventy times bigger:

InfiniteTheEdge: Understood!

https://youtu.be/x7o9odk9Agg

Manfred, Fransizka, Tonate, Cackletta, and Cyrus: OPEN THE FUCKING DOORS, NOW!

Bob: (Pops up outta nowhere) OpEn Up, Or I wIlL kIcK yOuR bAlLs In, AnTaSmA!

Me: 

https://youtu.be/ObgBY6SsL-8

(Smirks, impersonates Clemont) The future is NOW, thanks to SCIENCE!  University defenses...ON!  (Presses a button, the university goes on lockdown)

Manfred: GRRRRRRR...YOU ASKED FOR IT!  TONATE, YOU'RE UP!

Tonate: HH-3000, EXPLOSION!

https://youtu.be/qQ3mJP-joGs

(Doors blow open, the six step through of the smoke)

Me: 

https://youtu.be/5mR1EzTK-7k

Everyone: (Starts firing their weapons)

https://youtu.be/9s3Z6SSaeDA

Meanwhile, me and Anakin Skywalker were sneaking over to The Last City in the "Destiny" dimension and talk to Cayde-6, Ikora Rey, and Commander Zavala in the Vanguard Room about what's going on.

Cayde-6: This sounds serious.  I'll go.

Commander Zavala: I have some stuff to do.

Ikora Rey: Same here.  Good luck out there, Cayde.

Cayde-6: Many gratitudes, Ikora.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Viger: Antasma will see you all next time, and as always, toodles!