*~*Archer Colton*~*

My name is -

Name : Archer Colton

S. Orientation : Straight

Status : the kid who got locked in the library overnight in the sixth grade

Race : Caucasian (white)

Hair color and length : Short, hasn't been brushed in a while, brown

Direct Quote : anything found in this book

- Archer Colton. Sorry. My brain works like that.

Anyway, as the girl left, my best friend Stella -

Name : Stella O'Donnell

S. Orientation : Gay

Status : Guitar player, sassy ass, school flirt

Race : Asian-American

Hair color and length : side fringe, brown

Direct Quote : "She's hot! Archer, don't you think she's hot?"

- was next in line. She walked up and said, "You do know who that was, don't you?" I shook my head. She squinted her already-thin almond-colored eyes at me and replied, "That was Margo General! Can you believe it? Margo General!" "Ok, Stell, is that supposed to mean anything to me?" "Not to you, Archer," she said playfully. "She's the bad girl of the school. She runs away like, every three days." I braced myself for the statement that I knew was coming. "And she's hot." I laughed. "Of course, Stell. Of course she is."