*~*Stella O'Donnell*~*

I'm not sure why I'm entering in this book. I just read Archer's chapter, and I can safely say I'm not surprised. That's how he talks, too.

I'm Stella O'Donnell, and I'm the coolest lesbian in school.

Make that the only lesbian in school.

Anyway, I'd like to make this book interesting.

So, I was in math class. And, in math class, a total hottie named Ashleigh Anderson sits in front of me.

And, as I am known to do, I was flirting with her.

Then she called me a bitch, turned back around, and looked back down at her magazine.

The end. What a happy story -

- Called my life.