*~*Jasper Joshua*~*

My name is Jasper Joshua, and I -

Hey, doesn't that '*~*' thing they had us enter with our names in this book look so dorky? I mean, really, look at it!

- am sorry. Very sorry. I have ADHD -

Hmmmm, I wonder what that stands for. I probably knew at some point, but right now I'm drawing a complete blank. Isn't that weird? Haha!

- and, as you can see, my attention span doesn't last for very long.

Long. Loooooong. Lonnnnngggg. That's a funny word. Lonnnggg. Isn't long such a funny word?

Very, very, very sorry.

Anyway, my best friends in the world are Stella O'Donnell -

Hmmmm, O'Donnell is a funny word, too! Would you look at that! I like funny words.

- and Archer Colton. He's a nerd.

Nerdiness can't necessarily be determined by looks, but Archer sure looks like it. I mean, you know you need some sun when your Asian-American friend is more tanned than you are.