i'm sorry. but I really hate learning how to speak french. don't get me wrong, the language is beautiful and all, but the way my teacher chooses to teach it, it is literal hell.

so tomorrow's my french oral exam. I've made it through the semester, and I'm ready to move onto my second semester, in which I thankfully have classes with my best friend. but no.

no.

i am literally stressed beyond belief. we need to describe a picture in french, for one minute. how does one describe a picture outside of what you actually see?? I have no fucking idea.

so now I'm trying to figure out what to say. do i make up some bullshit story for it or do I just state the obvious? 

i already memorized the other component, which is to talk about yourself for one minute, and apparently the teacher is gonna ask us questions and we will have to respond. like why. can't she just give us dialogue and have us read/translate it?? like god, I understand that she really likes teaching French but can she calm the hell down???

goodbye life.

i am in literal hell.

save me.

please.