"SAKURAAAAA-CHAAAAN!"

The room was soon disturbed by Naruto's loud and irritating voice. He barged in, and ran when he spotted me. "Sakura-chan! I'm back!" The blonde grinned and that made me less annoyed.

Naruto.. he's a great guy.

"Yeah, I can see that. Welcome back, Naruto."

I was about to give him a hug when someone cleared his throat. I turned to Sasori's direction only to see him frowning like a kid. Naruto looked at him with an eyebrow raised.

"Eh? Who are you? A transferee? Yosh! My name is Naruto Uzumaki! Welcome to Konoha High, chucky!"

I face palmed. Sasori gave him a smirk.

"My name is Sasori. Sakura's-------"

"SAKURA-CHAN! By the way! Remember what I told you yesterday?! Remember?!"

Animated smoke came out of Sasori's ear. I sheepishly smiled at him. He really doesn't like being interrupted. Averting my attention back at the blonde, "Uhh.. yeah. But, wtf? What do you mean I should prepare to fall in love again? You're really not making any sense, Naruto."

He scratched the back of his head and chuckled.

"Look, I know you wouldn't like me more than a bestfriend.. soooo... I'm going to hook you up with one of my best buds in the business industry!"

My jaw dropped. Is this really Naruto?! Hooking me up when I already have a boyfriend?! And by the sudden realization, I mentally slapped myself.

I forgot to tell him me and Sasori are together! Uh oh....

"N-Naruto, I don't think that's a good idea. I mean, look-----"

"EH? BUT SAKURA-CHAN! Believe me!! You two are prefect for each other!! Umm.. yeah, duck-butt can be an ass sometimes, but he's really cool! Aaaah! I can see it now! Future Mr. and Mrs. Uchiha! Then you're gonna have a daughter and name her Sarada Uchiha!"

Sweat dropped from my forehead. Why would I name my future daughter Salad? Ugh. Wait a minute.... Uchiha? Why does that sound so familiar?

I messaged my temples.

"Naruto, no. I'm okay with my life..."

But suddenly, girls started squealing. My brows furrowed in confusion especially when our classroom's door bursted open, revealing a tall man in a hoodie. Naruto turned his head and waved at the guy.

"Hey, Sasuke! Over here!"

My eyes widened. Shit.

Sasori's POV

I silently watched as the stranger walked towards us. Damn... is this the man this blonde is trying to hook up with my Sakura? Murderous thoughts came rushing in my head.

I've been very fond of puppets before.. what if, I turn this bastard into a human puppet?

"Hey! Take off that hood, Sasuke-baka! Stop the 'mysterious guy' act! You're not fooling anyone!! Sakura-chan, this is Sasuke-teme.. my childhood bestbuddy! Dattebayo!"

And the moment the guy lowered his hood, Sakura stood up and pointed an accusing finger at him.

"YOU?! UGH! I THOUGHT KIBA SHOVED YOUR UGLY ASS OUT OF KONOHA!"

I arched an eyebrow at her sudden reaction. Is there something she didn't tell me?

"Am I missing something here?" I asked, but to my dismay, my girlfriend was still busy verbally attacking Sasuke.

I eyed the man.

Looks human. So what?

"Hn. Miss me, Sakura?" And with what he said, I immediately radiated a killing aura. Is this dude trying to flirt with my girl?!

"Hah! I would never miss a jerk like you!!"

"Seems legit. Every girl in denial calls me a jerk. By the way, I missed you, too."

"ARGH!"

Naruto watched the two with question marks floating around him. And when Sasuke Uchiha smirked at me with mock visible in his obsidian eyes, I knew I had to punch the living daylights out of this bastard.

"OMG! Sasuke!"

And so I did.

He stood up and glared at me, "Who the heck do you think you are?!"

I gave him an innocent look and smirked,

"I'm the only jerk that has the right to annoy Sakura."

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