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Evie Is A Poopy Head

Evie's POV

"Come on guys, lighten up. This might be fun!" I said. My friends groaned and Lars Sua banged his head against the wall.

"Evie, we all know you want to be a teacher and you adore little kids. I love you, but not everyone is like you!" Sunny Kobayashi said. "It's bad enough that we were forced to do this, cause of course our school has a community service requirement to graduate!"

"Well, we weren't exactly 'forced' to volunteer, we could choose what we did for our service activity. But I'd much rather do this than clean up the entire park." Grace Khatri said. "Plus, it's kindergarteners, how bad could they be."

"Small children are absolutely terrifying." Lars said, hiding in the corner and hugging their knees. I laughed and said, "At least they're potty trained."

"Do you seriously think that makes things any better?" Lars groaned.

"At least they won't poop on the floor!"

"Can you two stop being disgusting? We have to go!" Mia yelled.

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"AWWWWWW!" I squealed when I entered the room.

"Why are they screaming so much? It's hurting my ears!" Lars yelled.

"Why is one of them clinging to my leg like a lifeline?" Grace said. I giggled and said, "She likes you."

"Get the child off of me." Grace whispered. I laughed and the child attached to Grace's leg let go and started running around.

"I think her fingernails dug into my skin a little...ow." Grace said, rubbing her leg. Mia laughed and then a bunch of children flocked towards her.

"I have five siblings. I know what I'm doing." Mia said. I looked at my platonic girlfriend and smiled. She was adorable, and she was even cuter with small children in her arsenal.

"Stop gushing over your platonic girlfriend, Evie, we're here for a reason." Sunny said, dragging me by the arm to a bookcase that was more than half my size.

"They told me to ask you to read to these kids!" Sunny said. I smiled at a group of girls on the floor and was about to pull out a book when I heard a loud crash.

"Oh my God." I said. I looked up and realized that Grace was the cause of the crash, and she seemed to be a fan favorite.

"Grace! Get back here!" I yelled. A small child ran up to me and I said, "Not you, Grace, my friend Grace!" I sighed and marched over to Grace. "You're staying with me."

"Why?" Grace whined.

"Cause all these small children we volunteered to read to are behaving better than you are. Sit down, it's storytime."

"I'm not a five year old, Evangeline."

"Well, the majority of kids here are, so shut up and listen."

"Come on! Evie! I was actually warming up to the children and you go and do that? You're a meanie!"

This caused chaos. Within five minutes, Grace and her army of small children were revolting against me.

"You don't know true pain until a group of six year olds are screaming at you and calling you a 'poopy pants' to your face." I said to Lars, who was doubling over laughing. "Don't laugh, this is so embarrassing."

"Sure it is." Lars said in between giggles.

"I hate you."

"Love you too."

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