[In the Dojo area]

*Fighting off a dummy*

Soldier: 76:*Reading a book*

Hey Soldier, what're you reading?

Soldier: 76: Reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Graze: Bah! Dah! Ching!

-_-

[In the office]

*Handling important papers* Jack, what is it now?

Soldier: 76: Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind...it's tearable.

Graze: Eyyy!

[In the training area]

*Shooting some training androids* Hey, I was thinking...

Soldier: 76:*Shoots a droid* I thought I smelled something burning.

No there's an android on fire.

*Random android running in panic*

Graze:*Puts out the fire*

[At the mall]

*Shopping for something* How do you make holy water?

Soldier: 76: Boiling the hell out of it.

*Some employees heard the joke and snickered*

Real mature.

[Back at the quarters]

*Trying out her strike commander uniform before the promotion* How do I look?

Soldier: 76: With your eyes.

I swear to god Morrison.

[In the kitchen]

*Making Gochujeon*

Soldier: 76: Hey, what does an angry pepper do?

Oh no please?

Soldier: 76: It gets "jalapeño" in your face.

I hate you.

[In the break room]

*Checking her ingrown fangs* Right now?

Soldier: 76: Hey, what time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.

*Glares at the soldier* Do you want to see my bad side?

[In the kitchen again]

*Taking shots of Soju*

Soldier: 76:*Drinking his usually bourbon* Soooo...A ham sandwich walks into the a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food here."

Jack, you're too drunk.