Chào các bạn! Vì nhiều lý do từ nay Truyen2U chính thức đổi tên là Truyen247.Pro. Mong các bạn tiếp tục ủng hộ truy cập tên miền mới này nhé! Mãi yêu... ♥

🔵⬛️71⬛️🔴

[Pop Culture References with some special guests]

I only have Tony for a day and a half. But if anything happens to him, I'll kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Steve: I get that reference.

[BEEP!]

Widowmaker:*Eating some baguettes after having a bit too much wine* *Sitting on the giant statue of the bakery's baguette*

Sombra: Araña! I'm gonna ask you to exit the bread loaf.

Widowmaker:*Looks down at the hacker*

Sombra: Fine, baguette. *Walks off to get herself a bake good*

[BEEP!]

Graze:*Shoves his shotgun against Bucky's head* Where is Swift?

Bucky: I'll do you one better, who is Swift?

Junkrat: I'll do ya one better. Why is Swift?

I'm right here, mother assholes. Been gone for two days and you already forgot I just left for workshop. You, Bucky, we net from day one.

[BEEP!]

McCree:*Incorrectly eating crab wrong*

Hanzo: Stop eating crab wrong.

[BEEP!]

*Deadlock Gang brawling each other*

Gabriel: My wife was murdered by a man in a yellow sweater!

*Everyone stopped fighting*

Gabriel: Huh. It actually worked.

[BEEP!]

*McCree's first mission*

Gabriel: Hey kid. You okay? You look a little jumpy.

McCree: I'm fine I'm fine, Jefé.

*Cues clattering noises*

McCree:*Screams like a little girl and rapidly shoots at a mannequin*

McCree:*Out of bullets*

*The mannequin falls*

Gabriel: I think he's dead.

[BEEP!]

Patient:*Found their pulse* Got it!

Law: Start counting. *Starts time* *Stops time* How many?

Patient: 26.

Law:*Looks at the patient in disbelief* Okay. Either you suck at math, or you're gonna in two seconds. *Waits for death*

Patient:*Still alive*

Law: You suck at math.

[BEEP!]

Gabriel: Why don't we find babies of the Talon leaders and... *Motions his hands to look like choking them to sleep*

Winston: ... First of all that's horrible.

Gabriel: It's Talon.

[BEEP!]

Winston: I'm just a scientist.

Bitch please. You been to space. Lived in it, actually.

[BEEP!]

*In the middle of the battle*

Pharah:*Gets hit* Shit!

Soldier: 76: Language!

Pharah: Wait a second. No one else is going to deal with the fact that Morrison just said "language"?

Don't look at me.

[BEEP!]

Graze: Don't be acting like a 뚱보.

That's not how you motivate exercise.

Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: Truyen247.Pro