[Brooklyn Nine-Nine opening]

[Overwatch Nine-Nine!]

[At Main Dimension]

Okay while Jack is on a long mission, he's worry about his motorcycle sitting in the isle. So he wants us to take it out once a day. Here. *Tosses the keys to Reaper*

Reaper: I think you should do this, you're more of a biker type. I've seen you use a toothpick in public. *Tosses the keys back to Swift*

Motorcycles at death machines. I have responsibilities and my Beans, I'm not risking it. *Tosses the keys back to Reaper again*

Reaper: Are you saying my life matters less because I don't conform to society's heteronormative child centric ideals?

Are you really playing the gay card right now?

Reaper: Yas Queen. *Tosses the keys back to Swift again*

*Catches the keys*

Reaper:*Shadow steps away*

[BEEP!]

[In the big house]

Hanzo:*Behind the glass* Oh, were you able to send that email to McCree?

Soldier: 76: Oh, yes, he wrote back right away. It wasn't as graphic as I feared. He wrote the number eight...equal sign, equal sign, equal sign , equal sign,

Hanzo:*Amused*

Soldier: 76: Equal sign, equal sign, equal sign, capital D...Oh. I see what this is. This is a-

Hanzo: Yup.

Genji:*With the soldier* Oh my god Hanzo.

[BEEP!]

I say we role-play, see if something sparks.

Graze: Okay, I want in. But I only want to stab you.

*Clears throat* Okay, uh, sweetheart.

Graze: Time to die.

Too far but great role as Reyes.

[BEEP!]

I think you me owe an apology.

McCree: I'll apologize to you in hell! I actually don't know what this is about. Sorry I took such a hard stance.

[BEEP!]

Graze: How your apology to Agent Fawkes coming?

Hanzo: I've been working on a letter to send him.

Graze: Yes, I saw a draft of it on your desk.

Hanzo: What did you think?

Graze: It was so horrifying, I had to destroy the whole pad.

*Recalls back when Graze set the whole pad on fire*

[BEEP!]

[Halloween Heist]

Graze really pissed me off, and I want to help you take him down.

Soldier: 76: Well, that's a good thing. You certainly could be useful.

Thank you.

Soldier: 76: To Graze!

What the hell?

Soldier: 76:*Yelling at Swift's chest* Haha! Gotcha Kim! You're not fooling anyone.

Why does everything think that's where a camera would be?

Soldier: 76: Because the cleavage cloaks the camera with its curves.

...Dad why?

[BEEP!]

Sombra: You're Looking for Gabe.

Soldier: 76: Course we're looking for Gabe you imbecile!

Jack, no.

[BEEP!]

[Halloween Heist]

Reaper: Where is my Bean?

Graze: Aren't you standing right next to him?

Reaper: This bitch? Please.

D.Va: This is why Heists are rare in Overwatch.

[BEEP!]

*Breaks the 4th wall glass* Okay from today's adventures in M.D. everyone and I were recreating iconic gags from the Action comedy show Brooklyn Nine-Nine. The show got canceled few years ago until this week the show is coming back for a new season.

Graze: I had fun with the recreations.

Soldier: 76: Yeah, it weirdly fits us.

Well a funny law enforcement group plus a law organization to save the world equals a B99 parody. Brooklyn Nine-Nine will air on Thursday night on NBC. Here's the trailer.

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[(A/N): I'm pretty sure everybody knows by now B99 my favorite show.]