Graze: Death walks among you...

You sure take this bad guy thing seriously.

Graze: And you sure know how to play Girl Scout.

Soldier: 76: Girl Scout?

Graze: What?

[BEEP!]

[At a 24/7 hour store]

*Swift, D.Va and Tracer were Christmas shopping until they are stuck in the middle of a robbery*

They've taken all the security guards. I left my guns back at the base. Are you carrying?

Tracer: Sorry love, mines at work. Overwatch Christmas charades can be pretty competitive and it's best not to have firearms around.

D.Va: We don't need guns. I have a lighter, okay?

Where did you get that?

D.Va: We get some hairspray, make some flamethrowers. Let's fry these bitches.

No one is frying any bitches.

[BEEP!]

Hey Hana you ordered some...?

*D.Va and Brigette Lincolm were in the middle of a "meeting" together*

Never mind I'll tell you later. *Sprints out of the awkward situation*

[BEEP!]

Merry Christmas you two! Got you something you guys would like.

Soldier: 76:*Opens his present* *Got a coffee mug that says "Army of dad" and new golf clubs*

Reaper:*Opens his present* *Got a Green Day and a Bone Daddy sweaters* Heh. Nice one kid.

D.Va: Hurry up and open my present.

*Opens her present* *Got the limited set of Bluetooth, custom made headphones* Oh thank you Hana. You're the best. *Hugs D.Va*

D.Va: It's nothing. I owe you back from the last mission.

You're too kind.

[BEEP!]

Graze:*Napping with his baby beans without his mask*

McCree & Genji:*Sneaks to the sleeping dead man*

McCree:*Pulls out a marker*

Genji:*Grabs his phone*

McCree:*Closer to Graze*

Graze:*Pulls out his shotguns at McCree and Genji* *Wide awake*

McCree & Genji:*Sweatdrops and backs away from Graze*

[BEEP!]

Hey Haters! I'm this close to killing your asses.

Hater #1: Your fingers are touching.

Exactly.

*All the Haters sweat and runs away from Swift with her katana in her hands*