Graze: Hey Swift!

Hm?

Graze:*Lifts up his mask* *Heart fingers at Swift* Saranghaeyo~

*Dramatically shot down* Love, more powerful than shotguns.

Graze: Heh.

But wait.

Graze: Huh?

The soldier survived, and shot back! *Double the heart fingers*

Graze:*Repeats the dramatic fall* Dead man, officially dead.

*The two continued to fool around*

Soldier: 76: Is this how our generation of soldiers act now?

Reaper: Yep. That's how it is Boy scout. *Sipping his smoothie*

[BEEP!]

Mabel Gleeful:*Demented* Hehehe...look what I did to your men Swift. Doesn't that make you feel angry? Angry enough to fight me? Angry enough to get vengeance and justice?!

No. I'm not angry. *Activates her visor* I'm just disappointed.

M.G.:*GASPS!* *Feels guilt like feeling guilty for your mother's sake* *Tearing her eyes out* You b*tch.

Soldier: 76: That's my girl!

[BEEP!]

[Alternative version]

Mabel Gleeful:*Demented* Hehehe...look what I did to your men Swift. Doesn't that make you feel angry? Angry enough to fight me? Angry enough to get vengeance and just-?!?!

*Repeatedly whacks M.G. with the infamous La Chancla*

M.G.: What the hell?! *WHACK!*

*WHACK!* I'm tired of your bullsh#t! You and all of your schemes n' sh#t aren't cutting it! Main Dimension is a highly advanced system that helps and protects fandoms from Haters Babosa! Have you considered thinking what's far worse?! What's far worse than you little b*tchy brat is the paperwork I have to fill out, being responsible around here! I swear if anyone like you intrudes in here like villains from BNHA, I'll shove up a sandal up your asses and better beg for mercy! Do I make it sound clear punk ass b*tchy soldier?!

M.G.:*Mortified*

Soldier: 76: ...Reyes?

Reaper:*Wraiths away before being scolded by the old soldier husband*

[BEEP!]

*Soldier: 76, Swift & D.Va are on a boat* *Fishing like a father spending time with his daughters*

D.Va: This is so boring.

Come on Hana. I'm sure you'll catch something. Patience is key for life.

D.Va: You sound like the old man.

Soldier: 76:*COUGH!*

*Something tugs at Hana rod*

D.Va: Hey I got something!

Aiya! Jack, help!

Soldier: 76: I got it. *Helps D.Va pull the fishing rod*

*The catch is to be revealed a classic old boot*

D.Va: Wha?

Pffft classic.

Soldier: 76: Maybe next time Hana.

*Felt a tug on her rod* I got something! *Pulls it hard*

*The huge specie yanked out of the water and plops on Swift*

I caught a mercenary trout?

Graze:*On Swift* I was swimming.

[BEEP!]

[Reverse Falls]

M.G.:*Holding an ice pack on her head*

Dipper Gleeful: Ouch, what happened to you?

M.G.: A soldier whacking me with a sandal, that's what happened.

D.G.: Heh. I knew this would happen. Lace I owe you ten bucks.

M.G.: You two were betting on me.

Lace: Yeah, it's really entertaining. No one can predict the La Chancla. Oh wait, I did. Dream Demon, 1 point; M.G., 0 points.