*Hiding behind a wall*

Soldier: 76:*Reading a newspaper*

Operation: Father's Day. *Jumps out of hiding* *Sprints at Soldier*

Soldier: 76:*Still reading*

*Tackles him*

Soldier: 76: What the hell kid?!

Happy Father's Day, old man.

Soldier: 76: Not your dad.

But my father figure. *Pushed off* Hey!

Soldier: 76: Try harder next time.

[(A/N): Happy Father's Day! Don't forget to wish your dads a Father's Day.]