[Sick of horror movies]
[xxx 2018]

[Killer Krowns from Outer Space]

*Dismembered every clown alien she sees* Not human and I'm tired of clowns.

[Get Out]

*Snaps every resident's neck in the house* Thank you Reyes for the training.

[New Year's Evil]

*Strangles the killer to death* Get a better life next year.

[ThanksKilling]

*Slaughters a killer turkey* Gobble gobble motherf#cker.

[Trick 'r Treat]

Okay not messing with this. *Gives candy to the younger children* Happy Halloween. And always check your candy before eating.

[A Nightmare on Elm Street]

*Cleaning Freddy's claws after killing him with his decapitated head hanging above her* I have bigger dreams than you.

[Happy Death Day]

Sorry, I rather eat a salad than a poison cupcake. Oh wait I'm immune to poison, I'm immortal. *Walks over dead bodies of Sorority girls in their own pool of blood*

[Sunny Family Cult]

*Tied up* Okay, I know I may look like I'm dressed up for Halloween but really, I killed more people than you pathetic cult assholes and I'm impossible to be killed. You can stab me all you want but you're stabbing the undead.

*Blackout has occurred*

[1 hour later]

*Lights back on* *Blood around her mouth* *Every member of the cult is dead*

Immortality is awesome. *Looks at the last member* No more killing, live your life the way you are. Also go to a psychiatric hospital for help. You need it.

[Scream volumes]

The Scream Killer:*Stabs Swift*

*Flips off the killer* You're a f#cking loser. *Punches them* Did you get that?

*The simulation breaks and everyone behind the control are pale*

The skin worked.

Graze: That's great babe.

Immortal: 76: That's my girl.

D.Va:*Puking in a nearby trash can from the gore*

Dracula Reaper: She killed Freddy Krueger.

Immortal: 76: Gabe.

Dracula Reaper: She did. Twist his head and popped the cap. *Shadow steps out of the control room*

Was the killing too much?

[BEEP!]

[Overwatch]
[Junkenstein's Revenge]

*Shooting at Zomnics*

Graze:*Summoned as The Reaper*

Oh I'm gonna love this.

[30 minutes later when the game paused]

I'm so sorry I knocked your pumpkin off.

Graze:*Headless* It's okay babe. Just help me find my head.

McCree: Find it! *Wearing Graze's pumpkin head*

Graze's head:*Unimpressed* Put me back, now.

[BEEP!]

(Hoshi_Pastel)

Stitches:*In a spirit proof prison* *Bangs against the plasma screen* Let me out! *Bangs more*

*Glares at her demented counterpart* No way. I'm not letting you possess me again. Last year I nearly killed everyone before I got into Overwatch.

Stitches: Whatever. Too bad you didn't catch Count.

Count(Graze's Halloween spirit): Uhhh Stitches? *In another spirit proof prison*

Stitches: Dammit.