*Meditating* *Suddenly hears snoring* Seriously?

Soldier: 76:*Sleeping while trying to meditate*

-_- I invite you to my quarters just to get to know each other more then you sleep. Well you been through a lot. Good night, soldier. *Pokes Soldier to lay flat*

Soldier: 76:*Snores loudly*

Wonder how Graze is doing with the edge lord?

~

Graze:*Shot some bullseyes* Beat that Reaper.

Reaper:*Rolled his eyes* Clear the area.

Graze: Pardon?

Reaper: My Ultimate is ready...

Graze: Sh#t. *Takes cover*

Reaper:*Activates his Ultimate* Die..Die..Die.. *Shoots every bullseye* *A bullet shot through a sliding door*

FFUUUUUU-!

[In the Med Bay]

*Shot in the back and laying in*

Reaper: Sorry kid.

[BEEP!]

Soldier: 76:*Frustrated*

Jack, I know you're frustrated and you and Gabe are not getting along because of work so... *Pulls out three folders*

Soldier: 76: Are you trying to Monty Hall me? It's unbelievable. I don't need a Monty Hall ruining my job when Monty Hall has already ruined my home life.

D.Va: Come on, gramps, Overwatch work and Talon attacks are keeping you and Reaper apart. You two just need to bone.

Oh no.

Soldier: What did you say?

Don't say it again.

D.Va: I said you two need to bone.

God no, Hana.

Soldier: 76: How...dare you, Hana Song. I am your superior officer!

[5 minutes later]

Soldier: 76: BONE!

[10 minutes later]

Soldier: 76: What happens in my quarters, Song, is none of your business.

[21 minutes later]

Soldier: 76: BONE?!

[40 minutes later]

Soldier: 76: Don't ever speak to me like that again. *Walks away*

*Looks at D.Va* Why did you do that?

D.Va: Old man was pent up. Now he knows. Problem solved.

You're the worst yet best sisterly friend ever.

[(A/N): Did anyone get the joke?]