A: So I met my arch-nemesis a while back. She used my personal comeback against me. Here's how it went.

Nemesis: Does your butt ever get jealous of all the sh*t coming out of your mouth?

Me: No, but your mom does.

Nemesis: ?

Me: *walks away*
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Yep, a good old "your mom" joke to save the day.
-da dam author