Serena_Nymph: Okay so let's start!

Serena_Nymph: Hi everyone, today we will be reacting to a rare ship –

Serena_Nymph: Tam Song from KOTLC and Nico di Angelo from PJO!

EvelinMoondust: What's the ship name even called?

Serena_Nymph: I have no idea.

: We are not calling it Tam x Nico every single time.

EvelinMoondust: Lemme go online and search.

EvelinMoondust: Maybe come back with a ton of fanfic.

Serena_Nymph: I only vaguely know who Tam is because I didn't finish KOTLC.

EvelinMoondust: They're almost the same person.

EvelinMoondust: Shady empire void lol.

EvelinMoondust: SHADY EMO BOYS.

EvelinMoondust: You had one job, autocorrect.

EvelinMoondust: He's an older clone of Nico with vastly different features and an alive family.

Serena_Nymph: No offense, but frankly I got bored halfway, and I also really, really dislike love triangles (squares? three people chasing after one girl? who knows) so yeah.

EvelinMoondust: Wait, isn't it just them?

EvelinMoondust: There isn't a girl in the middle.

Serena_Nymph: Wait what.

EvelinMoondust: Wait what.

Serena_Nymph: No, I meant whatever is going on with Sophie, Keefe, Dex and Fitz.

EvelinMoondust: Ohhhhhhh.

EvelinMoondust: Now I understand what you're going on about.

EvelinMoondust: That's a love square.

EvelinMoondust: And it's actually a pentagon.

EvelinMoondust: Since there's also Valin.

EvelinMoondust: The drooly guy.

Serena_Nymph: No idea who he is, but he sounds gross if you used drooly to describe him.

Serena_Nymph: So, anyway.

Serena_Nymph: It's only me and Evelin today.

Serena_Nymph: Since we're on break.

EvelinMoondust: Uh huh.

Serena_Nymph: And everyone else is in class.

EvelinMoondust: Our break is slipping awaaayy.

AllianaJackson: Wait, what about me?

Serena_Nymph: Oh wait, Lia is joining too? Ok then.

EvelinMoondust: Oh, hi!

AllianaJackson: I'M COVERED IN PAINT

EvelinMoondust: AHAHAHAHAHA

Serena_Nymph: Oh dear.

EvelinMoondust: Let's take a min of bliss and imagine Lia in sparkly unicorn pink.

AllianaJackson: Am I supposed to take part?

Serena_Nymph: Yea sure.

AllianaJackson: Or do I leave it to you guys?

Serena_Nymph: Whatever you want.

EvelinMoondust: Mhmm.

AllianaJackson: Yeah, okay I'll leave it to you.

Serena_Nymph: Oh sure bai

AllianaJackson: I can't do this.

AllianaJackson: *cringes

EvelinMoondust: NOOO TUNGSTEN COME BACK!

EvelinMoondust: DON'T LEAVE US TO THIS TORTURE AHHH

Serena_Nymph: Anyway, focusing on the subject at hand

Serena_Nymph: I'll have to give this a hard pass.

Serena_Nymph: Because interfandom ships are a big no-no for me.

Serena_Nymph: So yeah... sorry, but no.

EvelinMoondust: Lolll.

EvelinMoondust: I'm neutral.

EvelinMoondust: Because some actually has chemistry meanwhile the others are like poop.

Serena_Nymph: Also, from what I've heard, they sound more like identical twins so uhhh

Serena_Nymph: It would be like... shipping Nico with Anubis.

Serena_Nymph: ....I can't believe I actually typed that sentence out but that's probably how it would look like.

EvelinMoondust: Ha!

EvelinMoondust: Exactly.

EvelinMoondust: Let's imagine how that'll work out loll

EvelinMoondust: They both, on a date night, neither talks first because it's just not their thing lol

Serena_Nymph: *awkward silence

EvelinMoondust: Meanwhile with identical cups of sugarless espresso.

EvelinMoondust: And half glaring at each other.

Serena_Nymph: Pfffft

Serena_Nymph: That sounds more like someone sat them down cause they had a fight and went, "Apologise to each other. Now."

EvelinMoondust: Ha!

EvelinMoondust: And they say together:

EvelinMoondust: Hi.

EvelinMoondust: *stages of awkward silence go through

EvelinMoondust: And then together:

EvelinMoondust: Bye.

EvelinMoondust: Like robots lolll

Serena_Nymph: Also, I ship ships where the characters actually have shown interest in each other/are together so...

EvelinMoondust: Exactly

EvelinMoondust: And maybe some tolerable ones that actually have chemistry.

Serena_Nymph: (most of them are either half dead or wholly dead *cue sobbing or traumatised but eh)

EvelinMoondust: OMG ANGST IS AWESOME AHHHH

Serena_Nymph: No but like-

EvelinMoondust: Though, back to the topic what would the ship be like if one of them had a nightmare.

EvelinMoondust: *cues awkwardness

Serena_Nymph: Angst but LeT mY ciNNaMoN rOLLs hAvE a hAppY eNdiNG DaNGiT.

EvelinMoondust: Say no more, have a tissue.

EvelinMoondust: Wait, a backyard of them.

Serena_Nymph: See that's the best kind of angst.

Serena_Nymph: Angst but let their suffering be rewarded.

EvelinMoondust: NO DEATH ANGST IS THE BEST

Serena_Nymph: No.

EvelinMoondust: Especially when they're one of the sole survivors and feel the bliss of living yet their teammate's death weighs them down.

EvelinMoondust: Loll, I like stuff taking an irreversible turn for the worse.

EvelinMoondust: "They'll never come back".

EvelinMoondust: LOLLL

Serena_Nymph: No but-

EvelinMoondust: I just like that kind of feeling.

Serena_Nymph: No.

Serena_Nymph: *leaves

Serena_Nymph: *slams door

Serena_Nymph: *looks at fix-it-fics

EvelinMoondust: Awww

EvelinMoondust: Hey come back are we even done with the discussing?

Serena_Nymph: I have no idea.

Serena_Nymph: But class is about to start.

Serena_Nymph: So uhh

Serena_Nymph: Maybe we'll end it here.

EvelinMoondust: That's why being an author is awesome.

EvelinMoondust: Yeah.

EvelinMoondust: Bye.

Serena_Nymph: Omg this discussion is like 3/4 nonsense and 1/4 actually discussing.

EvelinMoondust: EXACTLY.

Serena_Nymph: But oh well.

EvelinMoondust: What kind of angst do u like alphawolfkis?

Serena_Nymph: There's not much material to react on.

Serena_Nymph: So, uh...

Serena_Nymph: Bye, I guess?

EvelinMoondust: We can write any angst!

EvelinMoondust: I'm best at psycho angst.

EvelinMoondust: 🙃

EvelinMoondust: Byeee!

Serena_Nymph: ...

EvelinMoondust: As the usual constructive comments are always accepted.

Serena_Nymph: So long and thanks for all the fish

EvelinMoondust: Fish?

Serena_Nymph: *nods seriously

Serena_Nymph: Fish.

EvelinMoondust: Loll

EvelinMoondust: Was that the herring pun from before?

Serena_Nymph: Because dolphins.

Serena_Nymph: *makes hands: poof

EvelinMoondust: Abracadabra!

EvelinMoondust: You should've said.

EvelinMoondust: *gives a flying wolf kiss

EvelinMoondust: Pun not intended!

Serena_Nymph: (you won't understand this unless you understand this)

EvelinMoondust: I understand this but I don't understand this.

Serena_Nymph: (by the way, Evelin didn't read the series so she doesn't get it)

EvelinMoondust: Hey, I can still play along!

EvelinMoondust: So that's a TOA pun?

Serena_Nymph: Nope, it isn't.

EvelinMoondust: Uh huh, good byeee!

Serena_Nymph: At all.

Serena_Nymph: *laughs and leaves everyone to stew in confusion

Serena_Nymph: Welp anyway-

Serena_Nymph: Bye for real.

Serena_Nymph: Class is starting.

Serena_Nymph: Yaaaayyyy english (but english is boring so actually noooo english)

EvelinMoondust: EXACTLY.

EvelinMoondust: I want bio class again...

EvelinMoondust: I hope you slip on herring and fall into a dungpile!

Serena_Nymph: rUdE

Serena_Nymph: And for the umpteenth time, I really gotta go now so bye. For real. Final.

AllianaJackson: ......I lost half of my brain cells reading this.

We probably insulted a ton of people, especially alphawolfkis (sorry!), but uhh... welp, we got it done, I guess? Although it's like 3/4 or 4/5 nonsense, so once again, sorry. Anyway, not much to say here, so I'll leave it like this.

Members who participated in the discussion:

AllianaAvelinJackson (popping in at random intervals)

EvelinMoondust (fangirling over angst)

Serena_Nymph (trying not to insult anyone. Also the editor. Again.)