(A/N) Doges frying pans I'M SORRY gets hit with in the head with the back of a fork OW! JERK! I'M SORRY I KEPT FALLING ASLEEP WHILE TRYING TO WATCH THE MOVIE AND DONT EVEN TRY WITH THAT READ THE BOOK SHIT! Smack to the head with the chankla AND I'M GROUNDED HOW I GOT BACK MY CHROMEBOOK IS BEYOND ME! Curls into a corner as ham and tomato omlets are trown at AIEEEE!! E-ENJOY!

-THIRD PERSON POV-

Naruto was slightly annoyed.

Everyone had been asking his team and him questions. Now, don't get me wrong, Naruto is sociable, but they just can't get it. Theese people just don't understand that this here was an SS-ranked mission. They didn't understand that mostly and almost everything needed to be either kept secret or needed heavy explaining before hand - neither of wich he had time for at the moment.

But as for now, he flopped onto the red curtained bed that he was sleeping on 'Until further notice' with a groan.

"Something wrong, dobe?" Sasuke asked, being his roommate. However, for a moment, Naruto was silent.

"Why are people here soooooo annoying~~~~~~~~~~~~?" This made Sasuke surpress a laugh. His teammate - who he thought had finally become mature - was whining because he can't handle the people here. Sasuke couldn't blame him for that, though, as their roles have seemed to have switched. Naruto now had his own fangirl possy, and Sasuke had little to none - not counting Sakura.

"They aren't annoying, dobe. Just...curious." Sasuke replied. "Says the one who doesn't have to deal with this!" Naruto shouted, then stood up and opened the door.

Behind the door was 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10! Gryfindore girls. "Naruto!" One squeeled, pronouncing his name wrong,"I love you~!" "No, I LOVE HIM!" Said another. "NUH-UH! HE'S MINE!" Then they all shut up and turned to him. "Which one of us do you like, Naruto?" They slowly got closer to him until he slammed the door in their faces, then locked it.

Sasuke bursted out in a fit of laughter,"Now you know how I felt in the Academy!" "Did the go to your house and force you to use the window to leave instead of the front door?! I dont think so, teme!!!"

Sasuke got silent, Naruto was right. Even his fangirls wern't that insane.

"How about I take care of them for you, dobe?" Sasuke said, and went up to the door.

Sasuke opened then closed the door behind him. "Ok, you girls may not believe this, but Naruto just told me that he thinks he might be gay," He told them. All the girls looked at each other. Then the all murmured, saying things like,"Makes sense, he wasn't reacting to any of us positively" and they slowly backed away.

Sasuke went back in the room. "Coast is clear!"

"What?! How?! What'd you say?!" Naruto asked in relief. "I just said you told me you think you might be gay," Sasuke replied,"It always works. Even for me." "Nice!" Naruto exclaimed.

"You're not mad?" Sasuke questioned. He thought for sure he would have been. He may have just started a rumor saying that Naruto was gay! "Why would I be?" Naruto questioned, sounding confused. "I thought you'd be mad? I may have just started the rumor that you might be gay!" Sasuke exclaimed.

"But I am," Naruto said. "Wait what?" "You seriously don't remember?! I came out to you one day when we were 12!"

-FLASHBACK NO JUTSU-

It was the average day, team 7 met up, Kakashi was late.  As the team was waiting for their sensei to arrive, Naruto and Sakura were talking silently. Suddenly, they both stood up. Sakura pushed Naruto to Sasuke.

"Tell him, Baka!" "O-ok...jeeze..."

Sasuke was now paying attention to Naruto as Sakura was visibly containing squeals in the backround.

"T-Teme, for a while I've been meaning to tell you that I'm...I'm gay!" Naruto shouted, closing his eyes and biting down on his lip in fear. Sasuke stared at Naruto in silence for about 30 seconds, but to Naruto, this 30 seconds felt like an hour. Sasuke broke the silence,"Gay for me?" "No!"

"Then I don't give a fuck."

-FLASHBACK NO JUTSU, KAI!-

"Oh...I kinda forgot..." Sasuke said, making Naruto roll his eyes,"Teme!"

-TIMESKIP, D.A.D.A (1)-

Snape was very fond of the four ninja who had beat Dumbldore as if he was nothing. As if they were stomping on a grape. He wasn't very fond of the complixity their presence creates in the plan. He will not be reporting this, as he was, and always will be, a double agent. But now, killing Dumbledore and all other aspects of Voldemorts plan would be screwed up, he knew that.

That's why he liked them.

He didn't like that he couldn't come up with a hypothosis how it would. He didn't know if Avada Kedavra would work on them, and he sure as hell wasn't gonna test his theory out.

He was well aware that they were in the classroom, they had been the first to enter, but now it seems as though they were all invisible.

In all truth, they were just in the corner. But...All of them were transformed into little tiny pebbles.

The plan for classes was, each day observe a new class. Do not participate in any events. Watch all classes to see how and if results vary based upon age. No one outside of the team was aware of this, though. After they observed all the classes, they would patrol the halls of the school. Dumbledoor had already allowed them to do this.

And for the first day, they observed D.A.D.A.

There was no A-B(-C) day schedual. There was 6 periods in each day, about 80 minutes, or an hour and 20 minutes, in each class.

They all figured out that this was much different than civilian school, and the Ninja Academy. They do not learn at all about reading or writing or maths. They only learned magic.

No wonder everyone there is so dumb.

-TIMESKIP, DINNER-

They observed the class, and would now come to a single conclsion at dinner on the progress of Students. What they learn about, how fast they learn, and age level efficiency would all be talked about.

Hermione, Harry, and Ron slid over to them.

"What are you all talking about?" Harry asked. "Oh. Nothing. Just...Talking," Naruto replies. He sounded covincing. It didn't even sound like he was lying. In fact, if the other members of the team didn'tknow he was lying, they would've thought he wasn't. Everyone exept Sasuke. Sasuke knew he was lying because Naruto never replies in short sentances like that. And when he did, they were never as slow, or quiet as they just were. Unless he was sad, then-...

'Why do I know so much about this?' Sasuke wondered in his mind. Why does he know so much about the blond boy? Whatever. It didn't matter right now. What mattered was the conversation at hand.

"Alright then. How was your classes today; did you take any?" Hermione qestioned. "We didn't take any for now. We're just...you can say...erm..." Naruto was responding, Then he turned to his team,"What's the word for benkyō-chū?"

"Studying," Sakura and Hinata both replied at the same time.

"Studying! We were just studying! Hehe..." Naruto comleted. The golden trio didn't speak Japanese, but they were all sure that Naruto couldn't remember the word 'studying'. They didn't blame him, to most it's not the first word you would like to learn.

"Alright, do you know when you might be taking classes then?" Ron asked. Ron wanted to get the know them all more, especially Naruto. Who was, so far, his favorite.

"We're not sure, we may not even take any," Naruto said. "Man, bummer. I was hoping I could get to know you all better!" Ron said, then stuffed some turkey in his mouth, making Hermione roll her eyes.

"You can still get to know us, just not in class," Hinata whispered. Ron nodded, but still seemed pretty upset, and sadly stuffed turkey in his mouth.

This was the first day of what they would eventualy think of as hell.

(1) "D.A.D.A" This stands for Defence Against the Dark Arts