I come in. My father looks concerned. "Merlin, I brought you here because I want to tell you something" I look serious before I begin to laugh. I can;t take it when my father is serious. "no Merlin, I'm serious" "yeah, that's the whole point I'm laughing about, so" I sit down on the cair in front of him and look him in the eyes with an uncontrollable smirk. "You, gonna tell me who my other pearent is? that I can't be a succesor? that I have to leave this town? come on bring on all the cliches" "no, merlin, this is for your own safety" "that whole line is cliche" alistair can't hold a chuckle "what sre you gonna tell me that I can't go outside???" "Um, that was exactely what I wanted to say" He looks confused "okay, and do you have a non cliche reason for that?" "there are creatures found in the woods and we're not sure what they are" "I suggest human, I mean it's not like a unicorn will come from the woods and destroy our castle, right? That would be cool a killer unicorn" My father sighs "just don;t go outside"

we walk out of the room. "Okay, alistair, we're gonna do something that's even more cliche than my fathers whole speech" "waht are we gonna do?" "we're gonna look in the woods" "I could've guessed it" "yes you could've but what are you, exactely, a dumbass" "I am the dumbass who has control over your clothes and your properties, so if you say that again you might as well have some holes in your pants tomorrow." We both chuckle