[SINDRIA]

Hakuei: ...

Kouen: ...

Me: Why are you guys so silent? Say something to entertain the readers, I had to cut the first part of the trip since you guys were so...en. ('En' in Khasi means 'shut up')

Kouen: Yes?

Me: Oh. *covers mouth* *snickers* We're...we're here already.

Hakuei: Where is this Yamraiha?

Me: IDK.

[In the palace]

Yamraiha: *whining about how she is single*

Sharrkan: Guess that's every magician's luck!

Yamraiha: *strangling him and whining*

Masrur: Yes, yes, yes, I know... 😐

Me: *burst through* Heyyo! Yamraiha!

Yamraiha: Yes? Whoa!

Me: Whoa what?

Yamraiha: ....

Sharrkan: Oi, Yamu? Yamu?

Kouen: Hello.

Yamraiha: *in a dream land*

Me: Hey, Yamraiha, we need that hair spell to grow back my hair in the same style as Judar. I'm seriously curious.

Yamraiha: *staring*

Sharrkan: Yamraiha! *slaps her face*

Yamraiha: *staring*

Me: We have no choice but to release chibi Aladdin. Go! *releases chibi Aladdin*

Aladdin: Where? Oh! *drools* *Feel Up Bomb on Yamraiha*

Yamraiha: Ah! Get this off me! *steams chibi Aladdin to a dumpling*

Me: The hair spell, quick.

Sinbad: *sneaks in* She's not here, is she?

Me: She who?

Sinbad: *jumps* OH HEY ME!

Me: You don't need to shout.

Hakuei: Here is the fast growing hair cream I stole from Yamraiha.

Me: Coolio! *applies it* My hair is as long Judar's now.

Hakuei: I still can't see it.

Me: That's because my hood is covering it.

Hakuei: How can you apply when your head is covered?

Kouen: Not questioning reality right now.

Sinbad: Okay, you got what you want, now please leave.

Me: Hey, we've just arrived. Don't be rude. Be a nice host, like Ja'far.

Ja'far: *to Hakuei* You must be tired journeying here. Why don't you join us for lunch?

Hakuei: Thank you, grand vizier.

Me: See? Now try to repeat what he said, to me.

Sinbad: Okay, you got what you want, now please leave.

Me: *shakes head* You're not progressing one bit.

Yamraiha: Why don't you all stay the night? You must be tired.

Kouen: *shrugs* We're in enemy territory.

Sinbad: That's right you are in enemy territory.

Ja'far: The Kou Empire is a vassal of Sindria, remember?

Sinbad: *facepalm*

Kouen: Now when did that happen? *plans to strangle Hakuryuu later*

Me: Don't worry, Kou left, but it's still an ally of the Alliance.

Sinbad: All the more reason you should leave.

Hakuei: Now I'm curious why he want us gone so bad while his vassals are wanting us to stay.

Sinbad: *sigh* Fine, stay.

*a crash*

Me: What was that?

Sinbad: I'll go check it out...*checks it out* OH YOU DAMN CAT! It was just a cat, who kicked my face!

Hakuei: Can cats kick?

Me: *shrug* Maybe?

Anakin (Star Wars): I can too!

Me: You're not a cat! *kicks him out*

Kouen: *sigh*

Yamraiha: Hey, you know heat magic requires xxxx then xxxx for it to xxxx?!

Everyone: O_O

Sharrkan: She's just nervous.

Me: You know her well.

Sinbad: Um, let's celebrate!

Ja'far: Celebrate what?

Sinbad: A welcome to our guests from the Kou Empire.

Me: That's more like it! Sindria's only interesting during the festivals anyway.

Sinbad: *triggered*

Me: No, I love festivals, you know and travel too. The music, the atmosphere, I just like the night and the...

Kouen: Okay, that's enough terrible fake poetry. I hate poetry.

Yamraiha: *sulks* *strikes out 'poetry' in her list*

[Later]

Ja'far: Me, help me.

Me: Yeah, for what?

Ja'far: I'm trying to hide all wine from Sinbad. Will you help?

Me: That's almost impossible since...

Ja'far: Just please? He's in the middle of alcohol abstinence.

Me: Why don't you just not put any wine then? And use fruit punch?

Ja'far: Are you kidding? Wine is essential to every festivity.

Me: This festivity is only an excuse for him. It's all a cover.

Ja'far: Really? How do you know?

Me: I got the info from Edogawa Rampo (Bunguo Stray Dogs.) He's awesome.

Ja'far: Fruit punch it is then.

Me: It'll also serve as a punishment for trying to trick me.

Ja'far: About what?

Me: None of your business, please!

[Festival]

Yamraiha: I tried to everything but he just kept on ignoring me! Hey Masrur? You listening?

Masrur: .... (Why did I even wake up?)

Sharrkan: Nope, he ain't.

Yamraiha: Will anybody listen to me?!

Sharrkan: Sheesh! I already am!

Yamraiha: So you know... I —

Hakuei: Hey, what's up?!

Sharrkan: Oh finally! Someone! Please accompany her, I gotta go! *runs to the wine* *takes a sip* *spits it out* FRUIT PUNCH??!!

Me: 😎

Yamraiha: ...and then he *sobs*

Hakuei: Sounds awful!

Yamraiha: I know right?! I just...

Spartos: What is happening to Ms. Yamraiha?

Hakuei: She said some guy refused to give her any attention.

Sharrkan: *liking fruit punch* Again.

Pisti: Seriously. You should just do what I do. Fake cry to him.

Ja'far: And you ought to stop that!

Pisti: Wah! Spartos! Ja'far is bothering me again!

Spartos: 😅 Oh well, I don't know...you deal with it.

Yamraiha: *sigh*

Hakuei: What do you do to solve this? I should just say what I say.

Yamraiha: *sniffs*

Hakuei: Don't worry, Yamu, one day the right woman will come for you. (<== rehearsed it with Hakuryuu.)

Yamraiha: *blushes* Woman? Not man?

*Hakuei accidentally converts Yamraiha to gay*

Yamraiha: You're right. You are cute, Hakuei.

Hakuei: What?

Yamraiha: *goes closer* And warm... *leans on her* *closes her eyes*

Hakuei: What did I say to her?

Paimon: Go for it babe!

Hakuei: 😑

Yamraiha: Hey, say something Hakuei, with that soothing voice of yours.

Hakuei: Um, sir Sharrkan!

Sharrkan: Yes?

Hakuei: *throws Yamraiha to him* *runs to the ditch to vomit*

Sharrkan: *catches her*

Yamraiha: Hold me closer...

Sharrkan: *hugs her stiffly* 😣

Yamraiha: That's nice. 

Sharrkan: Yeah, I know.

*the two cuddle together in the midst of the festival*

Masrur and Pisti: *doing the ship dance*

Yamraiha: I like you, Hakuei.

Sharrkan: O_O Idiot, do you know where you are?! What are you saying?

Yamraiha: What?

Sharrkan: What is wrong with you, woman? Your type is older men with beards.

Yamraiha: Oh yes, older men with beards. You don't have a beard! And you're younger!

Sharrkan: Yes, I know. But you just declared your love for me.

Yamraiha: Idiot, I did not.

Sharrkan: You did. Ask them.

Masrur: Yes.

Yamraiha: No, I like older men with beards, like Kouen-sama.

Sharrkan: Did...did she just say Kouen?

Kouen: Yes? 😑

Yamraiha: His face is bewitching and his goatee is so cool! He also has a xxxx and xxxx! But he keeps on ignoring meh!!!

Masrur: And we're back to square one.

Me: She's turning into a fangirl! Quick! *summon Hakuryuu*

Hakuryuu: Why am I here?

Me: Apply the anti-fangirl stuff 101!

Hakuryuu: Huh? Oh yes, she said that I was fan girl repellent, but I'm not really.

Me: You're repellent for Sinbad and Kouen fangirls. I personally find your scar cool, but for others, no and that is Yamraiha. Quick work your magic!

Hakuryuu: Uh, okay um... Hi?

Yamraiha: Oh hey Hakuryuu. *stops fangirling*

Me: Phew!

Kouen: What was that about?

Me: Nothing! 😅

Hakuryuu: Don't tell me I am that repellent?!

Hakuei: Don't worry, Haku, one day the right woman will come for you.

Hakuryuu: 😢

Me: I ship him with Tiare.

Hakuei: Who?

Me: You know, that Torran girl who Hakuryuu rescues during the Zagan arc.

Hakuryuu: Her? Seriously? She was nine, I was sixteen.

Me: And Leia was nineteen and Han was twenty nine. It's no problem.

Hakuryuu: *shivers*

Me: You know, I think she has grown to a beautiful young lady by now.

Hakuei: No! *shakes her head violently*

Me: Come on, I think it's good.

Hakuei: NO!

Kouen: My messed up family. *stares at Yamraiha* And equally messed up friend.

Cool OC: *watches with binoculars* Haha! Yam got friendzoned! I am yet to appear and this a filler chapter since the whole thing was too long. Just like the OP people war.