RATED PG-13

[SETTING: SINBAD TRADING COMPANY IN PARTEVIA]

Sinbad: Me is so stupid that she chose Magi's Kou Empire as the protagonists.

Ja'far: Aladdin and Arba-san has been stopped by that woman from Star Wars. The rest are still approaching.

Sinbad: Release the ultimate weapon.

(IN THE FLOOR BELOW THEM)

Kouha: I have a bad feeling about this...

*door creaks open*

ROUND 5

Wattpad Mary Sue: *applying make up* Omg! Who are these hotties?

Kou princes: *shudder* Ugh!

Kou princesses: A shame to our female kind, such a shame.

Alibaba: What's up with Judar?

Judar: *runs towards them from ten kilometers away* *and bowls peach*

Koumei: Judar! We are not playing cricket with peach!

Judar: But I —

*peach hits Wattpad Mary Sue in the head*

Wattpad Mary Sue: *coma from the peach*

Koumei: You know what? Nevermind.

Judar: *eats peach* ...?

Kougyoku: Teach me that later, senpai!

Judar: *ruffles Kougyoku's hair* *steals her hairpin* Of course, I'll take this hairpin as tuition fee.

Kougyoku: This isn't a school and give that back! *runs towards him at full speed*

Judar: *forgets she's faster than him* *gets tackled*

Kougyoku: *on top of knocked out Judar* Got it! *snatches hairpin*

Judar: Is she on top of me?

Alibaba: Yup.

Judar: Totally...worth...it...ehhhhhhhh!

Wattpad Mary Sue: Hah! I was faking it! I still arive (alive)!

Kouen: Why fake it?

Wattpad Mary Sue: Uh... My Bad Boy™!!!

BB: Yes, doll face?

Kou Empire: *cringe*

Wattpad Mary Sue: I want you to kill her!

BB: Who, this hottie? *takes Kougyoku's hand*

Wattpad Mary Sue: Nooo! You man stealer!

Kougyoku: *totally mesmerized*

BB: Hey, I'm a hot stranger and I have a girlfriend and all, but let's go out and make out sometime.

Kougyoku: *spell bound* *blushes* Ye-yeah? (Why do I feel so guilty?)

Judar: *punches bad boi* What did you say, punk?

Wattpad Mary Sue: Hey, don't kill my guy, okay, babe?

BB: Sure, doll face. *punches Judar*

Kougyoku: Why do call her doll face? Imagine a porcelain and creepy face... *shrugs*

Kouha: Freaky, so freaky!

BB: Hey some dolls are cute, just like my girl.

WMS: Aw, thanks babe!

Hakuryuu: Dude, how old are you? Are you still playing with dolls?

BB: *blushes*

WMS: Aw, that's so cute babe!

Kouha: No, it's not, it's freaky. He's a plain baby!

Hakuryuu: She called him a babe, it's plain obvious.

WMS: And who might you be? *winks* *flirting mode on*

Hakuryuu: 😑 Are you kidding me right now?

WMS: You're...wait, is that a scar? Ew, get away from me, weirdo! *pushes him away*

Hakuryuu: She's too weak. (I can't even feel her push me)

Alibaba: Welcome to the club.

Hakuei: This woman's actually pretty.

WMS: No I'm not pretty, I'm ugly. *shows off perfect body and huge ***** and **** for hentais who all drool* *shakes her silky and soft hair* I have no pimples too, look.

Hakuei: So do we! But we're adults, so, no difference.

WMS: Ew, this ugly lady also has a scar!

Hakuryuu: How dare you! And to my sister too!

Kouen: How dare you claim Miss Hakuei to be so!

WMS: *cries in a corner*

Kouen: ... 😑

Kouha: ...

Koumei: ...

Hakuryuu: ...

Hakuei: ... I actually expected her to fight more.

Alibaba: Go console her!

Kouen: *reacts*

Koumei: That's a first and that's saying something.

Hakuryuu: To be honest, she kind of deserved it.

Kouha: Also, her boyfriend's supposed to be the one doing that.

BB: Still busy! *battling Judar*

Kougyoku: *approaches her* It's alright, it's only them who hate you out of the whole world. (Except some annoyed Wattpad readers). You can always rise up.

WMS: My parents were killed in an accident in a car crash, my aunt died because an elephant crushed her, my uncle was sentenced to death for poaching the elephant who killed my aunt and brother died because he touched me.

Hakuryuu: Boo, that's sad. My mother killed my father and my brothers and I killed her.

Alibaba: Dude! That was...cold.

WMS: Bah! I knew you wouldn't understand! *takes out knife*

Hakuei: Watch out! She might attack.

WMS: *cough cut cough herself*

(A/N: This is a serious topic, but I'm just parodying what was depicted in some Wattpad books, so sorry.)

Kouen: 😑

Hakuei: O_O I actually...

Kougyoku: Put that thing away! It's dangerous! Look, I know it does not look like it but some people care for you.

WMS: Thank you! *hugs her* I love you!

Kougyoku: Uh...

WMS: What? Ew, no! I thought you were a guy, this trap was specifically for them! BB babe!

BB: All done here! *stabs Judar*

Kougyoku: Judar-chan!

Hakuryuu: Judar!

Judar: Nnhhgnh...*dead*

Hakuryuu: Ei, bro, wake up. You're not dead, the text was just an exaggeration.

Kougyoku: *cries* No!

BB: Hey, don't look so down now cutie, you have me now.

Hakuryuu: *punches him* You violated my sister's privacy and now harmed Judar, I will never forgive you!

BB: Come at me!

WMS: No! *places herself before him to save him and absorb the blow herself* *gets hit* *almost dead*

Hakuryuu: Wow, she's weak alright.

BB: No. Why? Why?

WMS: Because I love you...

BB: Dame dane dame yo dame da no yo!

Kouen: *rolls eyes* Alright, we're done here. Let's finish this.

*Kouen's households finish the couple*

Kouha: Victory! Oh right Judar.

Kougyoku: Judar! *cries*

Judar: *whispers* Is she on top of me?

Alibaba: *sigh* Yes.

Judar: Totally worth it!

Hakuryuu: He's alive, I know it. *uses Zagan*

Kouen: *uses Phoenix*

Judar: Ahhhh! Where is he? Is he dead?

Kougyoku: Judar-chan, you're alive! *grabs his hands*

Judar: *skin color wavelength is 800 nm (red)* Ye-yeah...I am. But I bet you wouldn't last long, since you're well, a granny.

Kougyoku: At least you're alive. *cuddles closer to him*

Judar: Hey, stop crying, you look terrible, your make up is falling apart and you look like a monster.

Kougyoku: 💢

Koumei: Save your magoi, we're almost there.

Voice: No you're not.

ROUND 6

Kouha: *groan* Let me guess? A girl?

Mary Sue: It's me! The ultimate Mary Sue. The original, the powerful, the perfect Mary Sue!

Kouen: Koumei, didn't we finish this guy?

Mary Sue: I'm a girl! And WMS was a cheerleader in disguise. I'm the Wattpad Mary Sue too!

Kouen: This is the one we've been searching for, let's attack!

*everybody djinn equips*

Mary Sue: Hmp, I'm also a Magi Sue, meaning, I'm a powerful magician and I have 100+ djinns!

Kouha: Is it even possible?

Mary Sue: Don't question me! Thalg Al Salos!

Judar: *borg*

Alibaba: This is bad, Judar's the only magician here and I don't trust him.

Judar: Shut up. Magic Isolation Barrier!

*the barrier activates, hence no one could attack using magic*

Mary Sue: You think that's gonna stop me? I'm the most skilled swordsman and gunner! *aims using a gun*

Koumei: Oh sh-

Kouha: Run! Get away from the bullets!

Hakuryuu and Alibaba: *charges with their spear and sword respectively*

Morgiana: *Fanalis attack*

Mary Sue: *defends against both the sword and the spear while raining bullets* *gets punched by Morgiana*

Kougyoku: How is this even possible?

Judar: I don't know. This is just some freaky imagination!

Koumei: Kouha, Kougyoku, outside the barrier now.

*Kouen, Judar, Alibaba and Hakuryuu serve as distraction for Mary Sue*

Koumei: Right, we're out. I will use my Dante Al Tais and you both fire shots, alright?

Kougyoku: Will this work? There's no magic in the barrier.

Koumei: Just fire some shots, the magic converts the rukh into the respective elements outside the barrier. It will remain as the element once it enters the barrier, since they are not magic.

Kouha: Understood.

*both Kouha and Kougyoku fire their magic*

Alibaba: Hakuryuu, get down!

Hakuryuu: *runs away towards the shots by Kouha and Kougyoku*

Mary Sue: Aren't you a coward now? *follows*

Hakuryuu: *Matrix style dodges those blasts*

Mary Sue: It's Keanu Reeves! *fangirls* *gets hit by the shots*

Alibaba: Cool! Let me try too. *back cracks* My back!

Morgiana: *smashes the Mary Sue into smitherines*

Mary Sue: I'm as strong as a Fanalis.

Koumei: Again!

*Kouha and Kougyoku fire the shots*

Mary Sue: *Matrix style dodges shots*

Hakuryuu: Impossible. Wait a minute did I not recall this happening? Hey, Kougyoku.

Kougyoku: Yes?

Hakuryuu: Remember that time...

Michael Jackson: 🎶Do you remember the time, when we fell on love...🎶

Kougyoku: Ew no!

Hakuryuu: Idiot, I meant that time when we were reading that fanfiction?

Kougyoku: Oh, yes.

Hakuryuu: The epilogue.

Kougyoku: The part where she was in bed? Yeah, that is her weakness!

Kouen: Alright, now who's willing to sell their own body for this?

*crickets chirping*

Koumei: ...No.

Kouha: ...ummm.

Hakuryuu: Never. *looks at Morgiana*

Alibaba: Hey, don't get any special ideas, punk! *protecting Morgiana*

Judar: Alibaba, you used to visit those women at night right?

Alibaba: Shut up Judar.

Judar: No, it's just that...I do too. So let's both do this.

Alibaba: Morgiana?

Morgiana: Whatever just finish her off.

Kougyoku: That was a Sinbad x reader. So it needs to be someone like Sinbad.

Everyone: *looks at Kouen*

Kouen: Like hell I'll do that!

Mary Sue: Sindy butt! *waves at CCTV camera*

Judar: *cringe*

Alibaba: Guess we have no choice... *approaches Mary Sue*

Mary Sue: haha! What are you trying to do now? *points gun*

Alibaba: *still approaching her*

Mary Sue: *backs away* S-stop right there! I'll shoot!

Alibaba: *hugs her* I'm sorry.

Mary Sue: *blushes* *totally vulnerable* H-hey, g-get off me. I-I...*breaks down*

Alibaba: It's okay, you can do it now. Judar! *snatches her metal vessels and throws them to Judar*

Judar: *catches every one of them*

Hakuryuu: How can you do that?

Judar: You're talking to the master cricket player bro.

Kougyoku: Judar-chan, you should've told me you were lonely.

Judar: What, why?

Kougyoku: Because only lonely people play with insects.

Judar: I do not play with crickets, I'm a cricket player.

Kougyoku: Still the same thing. Don't worry Judar, I'll consider you a friend from now on.

Judar: *friendzoned* How many times should I tell you? I am not your friend!

Koumei: So then you're her boyfriend?

Judar: *frustration* Yoouuu! *sigh*

Hakuei: He didn't even deny it. 😏

Judar: No, I —

Kouen: Boi, are you getting flustered?

Judar: *blushes* Shut up!

Mary Sue: Shut up! Judar is mine, and mine only!

Judar: Eek! Kougyoku-chan save me! Kouen, take these weapons!

Hakuryuu: Did you here that? 😏

Alibaba: Yep. 😏

Koumei: It's sailin'! 😏

Kouen: 😐 *snatches weapons away*

Kougyoku: Wha-what? Did he just call me...

Judar: *getting messed up by Mary Sue* Help me...

Koumei: Alright, here's the drill.

Judar: You're not even trying?!

Koumei: You just shut up and do your job. Alibaba, Kouen, Kouha you're in djinn weapon destroying. Morgiana and Hakuryuu, you attack Mary Sue. Kougyoku and I will be in operation rescue Judar. Got it?

Everyone: Roger roger.

Koumei: Judar, disable the Magic Isolation Barrier!

Judar: Done!

Mary Sue: Aw, my lovely Judar, please pay more attention to me.

Morgiana and Hakuryuu: *sneaks up behind Mary Sue*

Hakuryuu: *aims for Mary Sue's behind* One, two... *Bruce Lee scream* *Bruce Lee style kicks her butt*

Mary Sue: *screams in pain* *lets go of Judar and trips on the stairs* *tumbles down the stairs till the ground floor*

[GROUND FLOOR]

Anakin: Whew! I survived.

Mary Sue: *crashes on him* My dearie!

Anakin: Who are you?

Mary Sue: I'm the Jedi Queen who has the highest midi chlorian count!

Anakin: Luke, is there any such thing as a Jedi Queen?

Luke: Nope. And I recall you having the highest midi chlorian count.

Anakin: That mean this one's a fake!

Mary Sue: No, I'm not! I'll prove it!

Luke: *reading Star Wars fan fiction* She killed mother! I mean, Padme!

Anakin: How dare you!

*the Skywalker boys beat her up*

[FLOOR NUMBER 100]

Morgiana: Should we go after her?

Hakuryuu: Hmm, no. Let's go ahead. We'd have to climb the entire building again if we go after her.

Kouha: That's gotta hurt. Man, I enjoyed chopping these metal vessels into pieces.

Kouen: 😐

Alibaba: You're fast. Can you chop vegetables the same way?

Kouha: It's a shame, because Hakuryuu defeated me in that expertise. He's way faster in chopping vegetables than me chopping people.

Alibaba: 😅 Okay.

Koumei: Ah, what a success.

Judar: Hey Kougyoku...

Kougyoku: Yes.

Judar: Please hold me like how my grandma would do.

Kougyoku: 💢 *slaps his face*

Kouha: Come to think of it. This is first time he mentioned his grandma.

Hakuryuu: Yeah, she's still alive. He was helping her mix manure.

Judar: I told you not to mention that, dude!

Kouha and Alibaba: Ew! You touched cow poop?

Judar: Shut up!

Alibaba: I am never touching you ever again.

Kouha: Same here.

Judar: 💔

Kougyoku: I don't care.

Judar: (I love you!)

Kougyoku: Because you did wash your hands, right, Judar-chan?

Judar: Yep. With soap and fire.

Alibaba: Erm, soap and water.

Judar: Nope, it was soap and fire.

Kygo: 🎶Firestone🎶

Kouen: Let's get on with it. *opens the door to Sinbad's office*

Alibaba: Whoa!

Morgiana: Meh, I've seen higher.

Ed Sheeran: 🎶I see higher (fire) inside the mountains🎶

Kouha: En-nii, how come we don't have HQs like this?

Kouen: Because we were exiled, dumb shell!

Kouha: Oh...

PRE-BOSS ROUND

Sinbad: Hello, welcome to my office.

Kouen: Are you the OP people manager?

Sinbad: No, Ja'far is.

Ja'far: SIN! YOU IDIOT!

Kouen: *grabs Ja'far* *tosses him out of the window*

Ja'far: And I'm dying. I swear I'll haunt Sinbad forever, he was not drunk...

Koumei: He's not OP, he did die.

Sinbad: Okay, that was a prank. Sorry Ja'far. Anyway, what makes you think I'll let you see the manager?

Hakuryuu: Let me handle this. Join our side, Sinbad.

Sinbad: Why would I?

Hakuryuu: We got booze! *throws wine and champagne around*

Everyone: *guarding Kougyoku from them* She does weird stuff when drunk.

Sinbad: You guys! *covers his eyes as tears of happiness fall* This is paradise!!!

Judar: *remembers the last time Sin was drunk* Nope, I'm out, stupid king! *runs miles away with Kougyoku*

Sinbad: Ze code pass is...

Koumei: *listens closely with a notepad in hand*

Sinbad: 1...

Koumei: Okay.

Sinbad: 1...

Koumei: Kay?

Sinbad: 1...

Koumei: I gotcha...

Hakuei: He's just saying one.

Kouha: Shush!

Sinbad: 1...

Alibaba: IT'S 1! 1! 1! 1!

Sinbad: Wrong! It's one thousand seven hundred and seventy seven! 1777!

Monica: Seven! Seven! Seven!

Kouen: Did anything happen in the year 1777?

Connor (AC3): The American Declaration of Independence and the Battle of Plassey in India.

Kouen: Correct, now what happened in the year 2012?

Connor: Desmond died and I came into existence.

Kouen: Did anything —

Sinbad: I said password is 177798!

Koumei: Gotcha, thank you.

Sinbad: Hey, Alibaba, be my drinking buddy.

Alibaba: What? Why?

Kouha: Just do it!

Alibaba: Fine... *drinks* *ends up crying all night*

Morgiana: Isn't that supposed to be Hakuryuu?

Hakuryuu: *drinks juice* Hmm?

Kouha: What a crybaby!

Hakuryuu: Who?

Kouha: Z both of yaoi. *drunk*

Hakuryuu: ... What?

Kouha: I ship JuHaku and HakuMor and JuKou!(<== taboo for him) *enters a shipping war* *the ships end up in pieces since it's Kouha*

Morgiana: Why are we partying? Aren't we supposed to be fighting the OP people manager?

Hakuei: That's right.

Judar: *returns* You don't know what happened to the old granny.

Hakuei: What happened?

Judar: She can't hold her alcohol. Just one drop and voila! She's drunk and you know what she said?

Hakuei: What?

Judar: That she gives good wishes for Hakuryuu's and my wedding and that we would live happily ever after.

Hakuryuu: *spits juice*

Kouha: The ship is sailing! *break dance*

Judar: Peach juice?

Hakuryuu: *points at fruit bowl*

Kougyoku: I'm heartbroken though, hic!

Hakuryuu: Why?

Kougyoku: Judar-chan now has you but what about me? I'll miss Judar-chan very much.

Hakuryuu: Kougyoku, we're not together. Never were.

Kougyoku: But I saw, hic, the marriage certificate.

Hakuryuu: And here are the divorce papers. *gives her a piece of paper*

Kougyoku: Finally, hic! Judar and I —

Judar: What?

Kougyoku: —can become bridesmaids together!

Hakuryuu: *snickers*

Kouha: Aw, better luck next time, JuKou.

Judar: Excuse me?

Kougyoku: *slowly falling asleep* We can be bridesmaids...hic...who...hic...get...mar-hic!

Hakuryuu: *catches her* Can't believe she could get this drunk with just a drop.

Judar: I may have made her chug.

Hakuryuu: You idiot! Why?

Judar: What? Kougyoku's cute when she's drunk.

Kouha: *equips Nyoi Rentou* What. Did. You. Say? *killer eyes*

Judar: *gulp* Nothing!

Kouen: Can we just go?

Judar: Boo! Party pooper!

Kouen: 😑💢 *punches him* Any other questions?

Hakuryuu and Kouha: *gulp* No.

Hakuei: *types in pass code*

*door opens revealing...*

Voice: Welcome. I am the OP people manager.

Hakuryuu: *spits drink* You?!