[RAKUSHOU, MAGI]

Me: Alright sissies! Line up!

Judar: Why should we?

Me: Because I said so! ....and also because you'll get these peaches.

Judar: Coolio. Alright! Everyone! Get in here now!

Me: Um, why is only Al Thamen here?

Judar: Cause I'm the boss.

Gyokuen: No, you're not. I am. To me!

*Al Thamen priests line up with Gyokuen*

Gyokuen: And get this trash outta here.

Me: Hmp! You think you can get me out? Me, a Mary Sue?

Gyokuen: I know one of your weakness, Mary Sue.

Me: Oh yeah? What?

Gyokuen: No one likes you.

Me: Th...that true... *sits in a corner* No one likes a Mary Sue.

Judar: Hey, that's not true. *hugs her*

Me: *wipes tear away* Really?

Judar: Yeah. *smiles* We DESPISE you! *suplex*

Me: *F*

OC: *kicks open the door* Don't worry, I am here now! Gosh, had to sneak away from Reim.

Me: *ded*

OC: I'm sorry, audience, you might have to continue without Me for today.

[Later, in the royals' quarters]

Kougyoku: *enters* Brother! Randombadauthor4231 just updated her book.

Kouha: Finally! It has been 2000 years.

Kougyoku: And...hmm? *reads* He looked at me and said, "will you marry me?" I cried and said, "yes"and then we life hapily ever after.

Kouha: WTF! That was only the second chapter!

Kougyoku: Ugh, and the grammar's bad too. This makes no sense! He just looked at her in the last chapter!

Kouha: What x reader are you reading anyway?

Kougyoku: *hides it* No, it's embarrassing.

Kouha: I'm your brother, why would it be? *reads* .....

Kouha: I shouldn't have asked. Oi, Koumei!

Koumei: *peeps into the room* Yeah?

Kouha: Do you know where they keep the ultimate weapon? You know, the one with the rocket and if you shoot it, it'll explode?

Koumei: The bazooka? It's in Hakuei's room, why?

Kouha: Thanks! *runs to her room* *snatches bazooka* *heads to Star Wars*

*in Star Wars*

Anakin: I suddenly have a bad feeling... *shivers*

Kouha: And you should! *blasts him with the bazooka*

Anakin: You're just gonna use me as a punching bag?! *blasted into oblivion*

*back to Magi*

Kougyoku: Why does sister Hakuei have a rocket launcher?

Koumei: There's this one time...

[FLASHBACK]

Creep: Miss Hakuei! I love you!

Hakuei: I don't pursue such things like love. I will become a general first.

Creep: But —

Hakuryuu: *grabs him* *threatening voice* She said that she's busy and has no interest in you. So piss off!

Creep: *pisses his pants* *runs away*

Hakuryuu: Seriously...

Hakuei: You're too scary, brother.

Hakuryuu: He's been stalking you. I can see he has intention to ***k.

Hakuei: Oh my....

*later*

Creep: *sneaks into the palace* I know it's called the Forbidden Kingdom for a reason, but this is for Lady Hakuei!

Creep: Now, where is her room? I know her cooking is bad and her embroidery skills are exquisite. I also have half of her closet.

Creep: Lady Hakuei! *opens the door* Here you... *sees a bazooka aimed at him* ...are? 

Hakuei: CREEPER!

Creep: AW MAN! *gets blasted to the moon*

[END OF FLASHBACK]

Kougyoku: That sounds creepy.

Koumei: He was a creep...*shivers*

Creep: -er!

Creeper: Aw man!

Everyone: Ah! *instantly blows up*

Kougyoku: *closes book* Fufu, that was fun. I should try doing something of my own too.

Kougyoku: I know! I'll play matchmaker instead of x reader. (There's this fandom Hakuryuu is a part of, I'll ask him.) This will be a good one...

[RIP EVERYONE]