[SETTING: RAKUSHOU, KOU EMPIRE]

Kouha: Why the same area?

Kouen: This means that the person is in this vicinity.

Hakuryuu: Okay, let's split — *gets punched by Koumei*

Koumei: Didn't horror movies teach you anything? Never split up!

Hakuryuu: Boo! (Damn it! I can't execute my plan!)

Me: It's okay bro, you tried. ;-(

Hakuryuu: Did you just wink and frown? Don't do that, that's —

Palpatine (Star Wars): — unnatural.

Me: Palps, please go out. Enough with the tragedy, Darth Plaguies is fine now.

Plaguies (in the Force): 'Sup. 🙂✌

Palpatine: Make me! :-P *Sith lightning edition*

*cut scene*

Anakin (Star Wars): Old Palpy! You're needed to be captured by Grevious! Why are you here?

Palpatine: You're the one who's supposed to be elsewhere! Why are you here?

Hakuei: Who is the white ghost and the black ghost?

Me: Excuse me, they just wanted an appearance. GET OUT YOU TWO!

Anakin: Palpatine, please, we must go.

Palpatine: You and her just called me 'Palps', now I will not go.

Anakin: *groan* GRIEVOUS! Take him yourself! I'm leaving so I can chill with Padmé.

Palpatine: He won't come, I've made sure of it. And your secret is safe with me. 😛

Anakin: What?

Judar: *found the 'culprit'* *the 'culprit' is a beautiful woman* Well, hello there!

Beautiful woman (Grevious in disguise): General Kenobi!

Judar: Ahhhh! *traumatized*

Hakuryuu: Success!

Anakin: Grievous! My friend! Can you please take Palpy here back to Coruscant. He's moody and I'll pay you with ice cream.

Grievous: I hate ice cream!

Anakin: GASP! (Who hates ice cream!?) Okay fine, I'll give you this lightsaber.

Grievous: Another fine addition to my collection. Good, I've had my eye on this one until you bought it at the auction. Okay, guaranteed, I'll take Palpy to Coruscant. *takes Palpatine*

Palpatine: Let go of me you damn fool. Idiot skeleton robot with no —

Anakin: Well time to head out.

Me: Are you sure he won't try anything weird? Like, I don't know, capturing the Chancellor and getting the upper hand in the war, starting the beginning of Revenge of the Sith?

Anakin: Nah, I trust the guy.

Me: And ten minutes later...

Anakin: Speak Obi Wan.

Obi Wan (Star Wars): *comm* Anakin, I've been informed that the Chancellor had been kidnapped by General Grevious and Count Dooku, launching a full-scale invasion on Coruscant. You are required to head there as soon as possible.

Anakin: 👻💀

Obi Wan: Anakin? Hello? Are you there? Please respond!

Anakin: *dies*

Me: Obi Wan, he just died.

Obi Wan: Wow, great timing. Looks like I'll go alone.

Me: *throws Anakin into the portal*

*cut scene*

Me: Now where were we?

Kouha: Judar thought that that metal cylinder was the culprit and a beautiful woman.

Kougyoku: Hah! Judar-chan got pranked. Who knew you were so desperate!

Judar: Well, after I got friendzoned, I needed to search. How many times must I tell you? I am not your friend!

Kougyoku: But you are like that, Judar-chan! And I was drunk.

Hakuryuu: Lovebirds! Stop arguing. We've found the culprit.

Kougyoku: I'm gonna go and kill him.

Hakuryuu: *stops her awkwardly* I...I don't...I don't think you can do that. *standing awkwardly*

Kougyoku: *ignores him*

Me: They are so gonna die.

Hakuryuu: Yep.

Gyokuen Ren: *totally beating the hell out of Kouen, Koumei and Kouha*

Kougyoku: Yep, I see your point now, Hakuryuu. Let's...let's go.

Hakuryuu: No.

Kougyoku: Why not?

Hakuryuu: Because I've been longing to do this. Stay back, Kougyoku, you can't do this. Gyokuen!

Gyokuen: *sends Hakuryuu to the corner* Naughty boy! Now sit down in the corner as a punishment. These boys have violated my privacy time!

Hakuryuu: *sulks*

Kougyoku: Um...um...step-mother? I mean, aunt?

Gyokuen: WHAT?!

Kougyoku: *internally crying* Why, why did you do this? *shows the picture*

Gyokuen: Oh that? That's just a peach in blue clothing. *cuddles her* I posted it because it looked cute!

Kougyoku: (For Gyokuen, cute = *censored*, I see it now.)

Gyokuen: Don't worry dear, no one has violated your privacy rights (Me: Yeah right...), unlike your brothers. It looks like you by the way.

Kougyoku: 😊

Judar: Delicious peach! 🍑

Kougyoku: *slaps Judar* Pervert!

Judar: *rubbing red cheek* So this, this was just a huge prank?

Gyokuen: Yes, started by Me. She planned on pranking the whole Ren family.

Me: *clicks tongue*

Kougyoku: As the last of the Ren family standing, I will kill you, Me!

Hakuei: Me too!

*the two create a huge waterspout*

Me: 😅 Run. *runs to Sindria*

[SETTING: SINDRIA]

Me: Whew!

Hakuryuu: Why am I here?

Me: Why?

Sinbad: 'Sup guys! Welcome y'all to my fabulous kingdom. I know, I know it's beautiful, but please don't stare, it's rude.

*Hakuryuu and her are actually staring at each other*

Me: Why are you still...No!

Hakuryuu: That's right, the curse isn't broken yet.

Me: Well, you succeeded in pranking Judar.

Hakuryuu: No, the curse stated Gyokuen Ren.

Me: Oh right! I've got the epic prank in mind! (Not really...)

Hakuryuu: Sweet!

Sinbad: Can I join you guys too?

Hakuryuu: No.

Me: No.

Sinbad: Party poopers! Get outta my country! Yamraiha!

Yamraiha: Right! *mutters a spell* *catapults them out*

Me: *land in RAKUSHOU*

Hakuryuu: *lands in a bush*

Me: Right, operation Kill Gyokuen is a go!

[In the throne room]

Gyokuen: And that is how Hakuyuu and Hakuren united the Kou Empire.

Kougyoku: Wow! I never knew you were so interesting, step-mom!

Hakuryuu: Mother...

Gyokuen: WHAT!?

Hakuryuu: *flinch* I am sorry for before. So, as a gift of apology, I made you this. I also made one for Ill Ilah?

Gyokuen: Aw! Who knew you also thought of father! *cries* Thank you, Ha-ku-ryuu. I've heard of your cooking skills but never got to taste them. *eats cucumber*

Hakuryuu: Well?

Gyokuen: Wow, it's fresh and tastes like water. I like it!

Hakuryuu: I'm glad you like it. I'll be occupying myself now, mother.

Kougyoku: I'm sleepy too, step-mom. I'll retire now.

Gyokuen: Goodbye children. They're so lovely, too bad I have to kill them. Not Haku, because I'll need to possess him when I or Hakuei die. *stomach growls*

Gyokuen: What the hell? *sweating* My stomach, is unwell.

Aladdin: *teleports from outta nowhere* Yo!

Judar: How did that tiny midjet transform into a grown up?!

Kougyoku: Is this even Aladdin? He seems too big...

Fangirl: *steam* And good-looking too!

Me: This is 15 year old Aladdin, he's very powerful. Fangirls, whatever you're thinking about, please stop.

Fangirl: Shut up!

Gyokuen: What have you done to me, you cheap Solomon duplicate? *clutches stomach*

Aladdin: I put Vibrio cholerae bacteria in that cucumber with the help of Hakuryuu's Zaug Al-Adhra.

Gyokuen: So it was you —

*a fart sound*

Aladdin: *faints due to the stench of the fart*

Judar: Haha! The old hag actually – ugh! *covers nose* Bro, I think you put an overdose of bacteria.

Kougyoku: *covers nose* Nope, bacteria multiply on their own, that's a true horror story.

Hakuryuu: *snickers* This is golden material.

Gyokuen: Shut up! I'm suffering...too much...to even be embarrassed. *pukes blood* *runs to the toilet* *explosive diarrhea*

Kouen: Never underestimate the power of Vibrio cholerae!

Doctor: Okay, I'm here for the regular inspection. Everybody okay?

Kougyoku: Doctor — *mouth covered by Judar*

Judar: Yep, we're alright here.

Kouha: En-nii? Isn't Hakuei's cooking supposed to be the one that is fatal?

Hakuei: Yeah. Like brother, like sister.

Aladdin: Boo, I love Ryuu's cooking.

Hakuryuu: *hears his mother's suffering in the toilet* That's...not a detail to discuss right now.

The Imperial dudes: My princes and princesses! The Empress has died out of cholera! Apparently, cholera desiccated her.

Aladdin: Oh yeah, I enhanced the bacteria to absorb moisture to a huge extent. Anyways, as fun as this was, I've spent too much time here. I'll go chill out with Alibaba in the distant future.

*the whole palace celebrates*

Kouha: The Empress is dead! *throws confetti*

Koumei: The Empress is dead! *fireworks talisman activate*

Kouen: The Empress is dead! 😄 *finally smiles*

Thanos: Impossible...

Hakuryuu: The curse is broken and the witch is dead!

Hakuei: Whoa, Ryuu, I know you hated mother, but don't go to that extent. It's disrespectful.

Hakuryuu: ....Whatever.

Judar: *tackles Hakuryuu to the ground* *steps on him* *takes Kougyoku by his side* THAT B**CH IS DEAD!!!

Kougyoku: Judar-chan! You're rude! And...she's not dead, she just told me stories of how she disintegrated your village.

Judar: My...WHAT?!

Gyokuen: Hello.

Hakuryuu: Zagan! Extreme Magic!

Kouen: Astaroth! Extreme Magic!

Koumei: Extreme Magic!

Kouha: Extreme Magic!

Hakuei: I'm tired.

Kougyoku: Isn't that Koumei's line? Wait, are you —

Judar: MAGIC ISOLATION BARRIER!

Gyokuen: Go ahead, kill me. I'm immortal anyway.

Me: Guys, chill! I forgot to mention that if you die, you respawn in a few seconds.

Hakuryuu: Why did you do this?

Me: Because this is Minecraft, mate. You just lose resources.

Gyokuen: Anyways, where's my hat?

Kouha: You wore a hat?

Gyokuen: Yes, now where is my hat? My tiny cute hat that always manages to stick to my head, except this time. Plus my makeup, but that's the least that bothers me.

Koumei: Do you know what she is talking about?

Kouen: *shrugs*

Judar: Kougyoku has your hat.

Kougyoku: I do?

Judar: *puts hat on her and pats her head*

Gyokuen: GIVE THAT BACK YOU LITTLE *censored*! SON OF A *censored*! YOU *censored*!

*scene is cut due to too much profanity*

Hakuei: Ladies and gentlemen, my mother.

Koumei: My ears hurt...

Kouen: I'm going to take a bath now.

Kouha: *fainted* *foaming at the mouth*

Hakuryuu: I just got scarred for life. Gyokuen's mouth deserve to be ripped off.

Kougyoku: *crying in a corner*

Judar: Is that all? I know more profane words than you, you f—

Me: Enough! *slaps duct tape into Gyokuen's and Judar's mouth* No profanity!

Kouen: What is this?

Me: If you try to remove this, it will be equivalent to 10000 whip lashes on your mouth and 1000 Kelvin fire.

Judar: *rips it off* *covers mouth* *crying* 😨 Hmmmmpppphhh! *runs to the bathroom* *moaning in pain*

Me: I warned you! That will last until a new season of Magi comes out!

Hakuryuu: You used such a cruel tool.

Me: I know. Adieu! *poof*