Disclaimer: This is not how fangirls actually act. These 'fangirls' are every fangirls' deepest and darkest desires. This knowledge has been gained from reading x readers. 

[RAKUSHOU, AGAIN]

Judar: Would you stop bothering us?

Kouha: Yeah, why always Kou?

Me: I'm team Kou Empire through and through. Actually before, I was team Balbadd, then team Sindria but then when Hakuei, Hakuryuu and Kougyoku showed up, I joined team Kou Empire and abandoned the others.

Judar: Wait what about me? I'm the first one to show up from the Kou Empire.

Me: You're the reason why I hated the Kou Empire before and thought Kouen was a madman when he's actually an intellectual.

Kouha: You hated us before?

Me: Yeah, and when Hakuryuu arrived in Sindria, I thought, why should Sindria agree with Kou? And meh, I expected it to be Hakuryuu (since he was the first prince to appear) and remained neutral until...

Hakuryuu: Until?

Me: Until that crybaby scene! Haha! That was so funny and then I said, "+1 for Hakuryuu."

Hakuryuu: *embarrassed*

Judar: What crybaby scene?

Hakuryuu: Don't, please don't.

Me: But you have to face your fears dude. At first I thought your backstory was cliché (and it is) but then my eyes were clouded by the fog of fangirling. I freaking thought Hakuryuu was the emperor when he first appeared.

Kouha: You have a flawed mind. But he eventually becomes emperor later anywhere; you kinda predicted it.

Hakuei: Aw, look at little Hakuryuu getting all flustered!

Hakuryuu: *covering his face* *internally screaming*

Me: "Baka! Baka! Omae no mina baka!" That was my second favorite moment.

Kouha: What's the first?

Me: When Kougyoku accused Sinbad of deflowering her. That was the funniest.

Kougyoku: Would you please stop mentioning it? It's embarrassing.

Kouha: Sinbad? Did? I. Am. Gonna. Kill him where he stands!

Me: Um, you shouldn't do that because 1) he did not deflower Kougyoku.

Kougyoku: That's right, it was a mistake.

Anakin (Star Wars): *hiding in a haystack*

Me: And 2) someone unleashed OCs and fangirls on that island.

Kougyoku: Kouha's gone anyway.

Me: I wonder who...

Anakin: *silently sneaks away*

Kougyoku: Mei-nii, who are OCs?

Koumei: *sleeping*

Kouen: Wake up! *steps on his foot*

Koumei: I'm awake! I'm awake!

Kougyoku: I repeat, what are OCs?

Koumei: Ask the fangirl here.

Me: Excuse me, I have gone way past that primitive stage.

Judar: Then why are you still talking to us?

Anakin: She's still one and I'll prove my point. *clears throat* Hey look there's Cal Kestis!

Me: Where?! *goes crazy* *starts detective mode and searches for his location* He's nowhere. Bless you, Anakin!!!

Anakin: Bless me?

Me: I decided to bless my enemies instead of cursing them.

Kouen: That's a very noble thought.

Me: Thank you. And Kougyoku, OCs are original characters created by fangirl authors. I created tons when I was younger and more immature and more robotic. I quarantined them a long time ago (in a galaxy far, far away.)

Kougyoku: So they're not very dangerous, you can control them.

Me: Yes, but fangirls are another matter all together.

[SINDRIA]

Ja'far: How are controlling those people going?

Guard: I'm sorry grand vizier, they have gone past the blockade. The palace might be attacked anytime.

Sharrkan: We're their target anyway.

Sinbad: *rushes into the room looking disheveled* *locking the door behind him* Those...people, are wild!

Ja'far: Where were you? The eight generals are here already.

Sinbad: I just went to investigate the situation. They are overwhelming.

Oversmart OC: Well, then just kill them!

Sinbad: Who's this pretty lady?

Yamraiha: I don't know. She slipped in somehow.

Oversmart OC: You must be Sinbad, nope I ain't falling for your tricks.

Ja'far: Shut up, geez! What have you been doing, Sin? For real.

Sinbad: I, uh...

Oversmart OC: He thought he could handle all of the girls and allowed them to cuddle him but it went overboard when they crushed him.

Sinbad: Hey, I didn't tell you to —

The Eight generals: *stares at him* How lewd!

Pisti: No wonder he looks so messy.

Sinbad: Come on, guys, please?

Oversmart OC: Oh, and all his metal vessels are stolen.

Ja'far: What?!

Masrur: *facepalm* This is the second time.

Spartos: You must look after your belongings carefully, my king.

Drakon: *sigh*

Hinahoho: That would mean we are pretty be useless without the metal vessels.

Yamraiha: Don't worry we have magicians who are working on neutralizing them.

Sharrkan: What can mere magicians do? We need more swordsmen. The sword can easily subdue those crazy people outside.

Yamraiha: Yeah right, they'll do that when they get trampled.

Sharrkan: Oh yeah? Well swordsmen can withstand them but magicians would be goners the moment they are touched by them wild girls outside.

Yamraiha: Shut up, puny swordsman!

Sharrkan: You're the puny one!

[STATUS: Yamraiha and Sharrkan are instigating a fight.]

Ja'far: *pissed* *wraps his rope darts around both of them* *throws them outside* GO SETTLE YOUR DIFFERENCES OUTSIDE!

Oversmart OC: Harsh, Ja'far, just harsh.

Ja'far: Do you wanna be next?

Sinbad: Enough, we already have a lot on our plate.

Oversmart OC: Well we should just kill the fangirls.

Sinbad: No, we aren't. They're still people.

Oversmart OC: Boo! And I thought this Council would be fun. I'm outta here.

Pisti: What is she even doing here?

Masrur: ...

Ja'far: No, wait, you can't handle them fangirls!

Oversmart OC: Shut up! I know. *opens door* And I can easily subdue those crazy fangirls. *gets trampled by fangirls*

Sinbad: Uh oh.

Fangirl1: *squeals* It's them! They're here!

Ja'far: I just hurt my ears.

Pisti: Hinahoho! Quick! Seal the door.

Hinahoho: Why me?

Pisti: Because you're fangirl repellent.

Spartos: Now, that's a mean thing to say, Pisti.

Pisti: Is it because you yourself don't have any?

Spartos: 😢 {Poor Spartos...}

Fangirl1: New arrival! *leaves them*

Sinbad: O_O What just happened?

Yamraiha: I got reports of some other idol of the fangirls.

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Fangirl2: Kouha-sama!

Kouha: Shhhh--ttt!!! *runs away* *tries to not be crushed by fangirls* I now understand what Me was talking about!!

Fangirl2: Please don't run away! Hit me like you hit those women!

Kouha: *runs around while being spied on by Sindria* *hides in a corner* At least I'm safe, for now.

Shy OC: ...

Kouha: Ahhh!

Shy OC: Please don't shout. I am...sorry I sc...scared you.

Kouha: It's alright, you're hiding from those crazy fangirls?

Shy OC: Well I...

Kouha: Don't worry, I'll protect you. Leraje! *djinn equips*

Shy OC: *stares at his appearance* *blushes* *hides it* You...you...don't need to protect me.

Kouha: What? Why not?

Shy OC: Be...because I'm one of them. I'm sorry I didn't t...tell you before but...CUDDLE ME PRINCE KOUHA! *hugs him*

Kouha: Oh dang! *runs around the palace with Shy OC clinging onto him*

Shy OC: I'm just too shy, you see?

Kouha: You call this shy? *runs into the war council room* *slams the door close* *throws Shy OC out from the window*

Shy OC: Prince Kouha, I'll just respawn.

The Eight Generals: ... O_O

Pisti: So this is a prince of the feared Kou Empire? I must admit he is tiny...and adorable.

Kouha: *slices a part of Sinbad's hair before he ran away* Dang it! I almost got him. Where is he?

Sinbad: *hiding behind Ja'far* Protect me, Ja'far!

Kouha: For defiling my sister, King Sinbad, I will have your head! *swipes his scythe just close to Sinbad's head*

Eight Generals: *groan* This again?

Sinbad: *kylla dur*

Ja'far: *sigh* I'm tired. Do what you want with him...

Kouha: Oh uncle Sinbad, come out, come out wherever you are!

Hinahoho: Stop hiding my hair, Lord Sinbad.

Sinbad: I can't. The adorable prince is scary but he's too adorable for me to attack him.

Kouha: *aims for Hinahoho's hair* *slingshots and grabs Sinbad*

*the both of them fly outside where they are trampled by fangirls*

Kouha: Serves you right, Sinbad. I can handle these wild fangirls.

Sinbad: I can handle them better.

Kouha: Is that a challenge?

Sinbad: You bet it is!

Fangirls: *fangirls*

[ONE HOUR LATER]

Fangirl2: Ah, I want to see Kouen!

Fangirl3: Nope, Koumei is better.

Fangirl4: Where is fifteen year old Aladdin?

Famgirl5: Judar-kun!

Kouha: *pounds the ground, choking* I lost! And to my brothers!

Sinbad: Haha haha haha!

Kouha: At least Me is on our side.

Sinbad: Haha— wait what?!

[RAKUSHOU]

Me: It is urgent that we settle the disputes there immediately.

Kouen: Do what you want.

Koumei: I'm tired.

Judar: 😹 That stupid king got wrecked!

Me: Right, I have a plan to defeat those fangirls. Hakuryuu will accompany me.

Hakuryuu: (<== favorite character) Why me?

Me: You have the least fangirls. You are fangirl repellent. Let's go.

Hakuryuu: 😢 {Poor Hakuryuu...}