WARNING: CONFUSION FOR NON-MAGI FANS

[KOU EMPIRE]

Me: ☝How many times has that been written?

Hakuei: Countless times, I'm sure.

Hakuyuu: And yet we debuted only twice.

Me: True - Whoa! What are you doing here?

Hakuren: 'Sup!

Hakuyuu: The gap between the afterlife and this has somehow vanished.

Hakuei: *soul leaves body* (I'm dead.)

Me: *rubs forehead* Great, now another one to fix. I'll leave it, this is fun.

Hakuren: Actually, brother. All the living have come here.

Me: You mean I'm dead?!

Anakin: I should have given you clue. I died in Return of the Jedi.

Me: And yet you are still stupid.

Anakin: *triggered* *tackles her*

Me: *retaliates*

Hakuyuu: Please stop fighting!

Hakuren: Uh, it's getting out of hand!

Kouen: *hears commotion* What is - what? Hakuyuu, Hakuren?

Hakuren: Heyo. You died and so did everyone.

Kouen: That's weird.

Judar: *bursts in* Ah! Save me from that midget!

Kouha: *chases him* You touched her chest. You will die.

Judar: It was an accident! I bumped into her!

Kougyoku: *enters after them* Ha-nii! Please don't kill him! It was an accident!

Hakuyuu: Don't worry, you're all dead! :-)

Me: Wow, nice thought there.

Judar, Kouha and Kougyoku: Hah?

Hakuyuu: Anyway, Kouen, I want to meet my brother. I trust you've been treating him well?

Kouen: *nervous laugh*

Hakuei: Hmm...

Judar: This is the first time I've seen him like that.

Kougyoku: What is this? The revered Kouen-sama's weakness is the Haku brothers?

Hakuyuu: Well?

Kouen: Yes. He's just been taking a nap.

Hakuei: Yep, and here's his frienemy.

Me:✋Hello, I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion.

Hakuren: Healthcare? Nice to know he has good company.

Me: You have been a good boy. Would you like a lollipop? *hands lemon lollipop*

Hakuei: Why is she acting weird?

Judar: She's saving Kouen's *ss.

[WHILE THAT WAS HAPPENING...]

Cool OC: *sneaks into the palace* Where is Mr. Ja'far? *sneaks into a room*

Person (Hakuryuu): *sleeping*

Cool OC: So he's been sleeping this whole time. Sack!

Sack: Yes? Wait, you ain't Kouha.

Cool OC: I'll pay you will this delicious treat here.

Sack: Oooh! He does look like one indeed. *eats the person* What is it you wish?

Cool OC: (Don't worry, Sack doesn't have any digestive fluids.) Accompany me forever.

Sack: Alright.

Cool OC: *walks out*

****

Hakutoku: Brother, what the hell has happened to my country?

Koutoku: Nothing at all. We've just expanded.

Hakutoku: How is trade?

Koutoku: We've captured Balbadd.

Hakutoku: And what if Balbadd is lost?

Koutoku: Uh...

Hakutoku: You're dead, if you aren't already.

Koutoku: Aren't we all?

Koumei: We are?

Cool OC: (We are?) *eavesdropping this whole time* *jumps in* Don't worry, I have an excellent idea.

Hakutoku: Who dis?

Cool OC: You can use airplanes instead! Don't worry, I studied aerodynamics for a Physics project.

Hakutoku: I'll take your suggestions.

Koutoku: (We're gonna crash.)

[MEANWHILE]

Hakuren: How do you cure AIDS?

Me: Uh, healing magic.

Hakuren: COVID-19?

Me: Healing magic?

Hakuren: Bubonic plague?

Me: Healing magic.

Hakuren: Cancer?

Me: Decrease healing magic input.

Hakuren: Why?

Me: Because healing magic encourages human cell division. So we use another form of life magic.

Hakuren: Final question, how do you cure pneumonia without healing magic?

Me: Uh, antibiotics. Sulphaminide and penicillin.

Hakuren: Brother, she's a good healthcare companion.

Me: (Thank goodness I read Dr. Stone.)

Hakuyuu: Nice.

Kouen: -_- (Thank you.)

Kouha: What is that sound?

Judar: *accidentally gets shoved by something* What the? I was flying and got hit.

Me: Why is a jet plane doing here?

*Cool OC exits the jet plane*

Kouha: Hey, look it's the woman who saved me.

Kougyoku: She saved you? Then I am grateful to her.

Hakuei: How is she alive? I thought you killed her.

Me: We're all dead, remember?

Cool OC: Don't harm me! I just came to pick up Ja'far for lovesick Sinbad.

Me: Oh, okay.

Kouen: All forgiven?

Me: Yeah, well she turned into a bloody pizza, so it's fine.

Ja'far: *enters* Man the noise! Would you please keep it quiet down here?

Everyone: O_o You!

Ja'far: o_O Yeah, what about me?

Kougyoku: Who did the OC kidnap?

Ja'far: Excuse me?

Me: Ah! Noooo! Not him! He's gone!

Hakuyuu: Who is she talking about?

Kouen: Hakuryuu has been kidnapped.

Ja'far: Why is she so devoted to him?

Hakuren: Well she is his healthcare companion.

Me: I AM GOING TO KILL HER! *runs towards Sindria*

Hakuyuu: Wait, we're going to accompany you.

Hakuren: Yes.

Ja'far: And me too. *bows* It's partly my fault he's gone and I also need to go to Sindria.

Me: *flattered* Y-you don't need to bow.

Ja'far: It wasn't for you. It's for the actual royalty around here.

Me: Right. *slaps herself countless of times*

Judar: Bah haha ha! Look at her go crazy!

Ja'far: *stops her* What are you doing?

Me: It's alright. I won't die. SHE WILL. *goes dark*

Hakuyuu: Um, why is she like this?

Kouen: She gets angsty when she's bored.

Hakuei: And she's pissed.

Hakuren: But she just forgave that person.

Kougyoku: No. The person she's pissed at, the most, is herself.

Hakuyuu: Aw hell, my brother's already moody. I don't need another moody teen to join the team.

Ja'far: I'm sorry if I said anything.

Me: It's fine. I shouldn't have let that person go. *sighs*

Ja'far: Why would you slap yourself just for that?

Me: Well, I have to fix these holes around, to catch HER, to avoid the virus, think of a proper plot, complete my other books, prepare the festival and I have to study... OH YES I HAVE TO STUDY! DAMN YOU! YOU FORGOT! *punches herself till she's unconscious*

Haku siblings: ...

Kou siblings: ...

Ja'far: She's messed up in the head.