I'm bored, and this popped in my head.
And theses are gonna be outta context ofc, so you think how you want it.

Enjoy.

This includes fanon characters

Deimos: "I rather die by thighs than your dumbass"

Sanford: "how tf do confuse Salt it with pepper? For making cookies??"

Hank: "I don't know what's sadder, me trying to kill your shrimp ass, or the fact your worth enough for someone to hire an assassin to kill you."

Doc: "I will use this tranquilizer on you hank if you don't shut the fuck UP FOR FIVE MEASLY SECONDS."

Sheriff: "ooohh cherry pie-" *gets shot*

Auditor: "simpletons."

Pank: "no sure what you want, to be tortured or to have a one night stand?"

Wank: "Gimmie those babies" *takes a bunch of fluffy grunts*

Fluffy grunt: "blep"

bnuuy grunt: *intense sniffing*

Doc: "I wouldn't have left the womb if was gonna be like this."

Sanford: "fiyyaaaa" *holding lighter*

Deimos: *rapping nosies*

Hank: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

auditor: "where is my cherry coke?"

Wank: "I'm about real fucking cute if you keep PESTERING ME."

Pank: "you look like shit."

Sheriff: "what that ass do darlin?"

Lol I need brain juice.
Cya later in the next chapter
-Ari Author