Requested by toastbur

Main 4 + Jebus and Tricky x y/n
Y/n has a Cryptic Pregnancy (a pregnancy where theres no symptoms of a regular pregnancy, there's still some symptoms)

The amount of research I had to do to understand the birth process was an interesting experience
😶😶😶

Anyways enjoy

You woke up, not in a particular mood for getting outta bed but still had to do so. You pulled off the sheets of your bed and sat up, you felt a pain in your back when you sat up, you angrily groaned at the said pain, cause you didn't know what was causing this pain. 'Fuck man! Why am I like this-' you thought to yourself, you were sure when you took that you weren't pregnant when you took that test a few months before.

But you just shook your head and steadily made your way to the kitchen, wanting something savory to eat suddenly, you don't remember wanting foods that are savory back then, so why was it happening now?? 'What the fuck is up with me today?? I feel like taking a massive shit for some reason, but nothing feels odd in my ass?? What is happening-' you thought to yourself, suddenly feeling a pair of hands on you. It was hank. "Jesus Christ Hank! Don't scare me like that-" you said turning around to face him, he just grumbled and put his head on your shoulder.

You sighed to yourself before going back to making yourself something to eat, hearing more foot steps enter the kitchen. Sanford, deimos and doc had awoken from their slumber. *yawn* "morning y/n." Sanford yawned out, stretching his biceps a bit before resting again. Deimos was just tired, almost falling asleep on the table, while doc was just doing some quick research on something. You greeted them before taking your plate and sitting on the table and started eating immediately, something inside of you was craving something savory.

After breakfast you all went out for a quick patrol mission, in case of any signs of the auditor, you walked around trying to find something, papers, clues, heck anything that will help. You then felt a sharp pain against your abdomen. You yelp out a cry of pain before balancing yourself on a wall, you felt something heavy against your pelvis. Just then Tricky and Jebus have been walking by and heard your cries of pain.

"What is- Y/n?!" Jebus said in shock, seeing your current situation. "Jeb- wha- AA FUCK-" you yelled loudly, as the weight got more uncomfortable by the second. "Shit shit shit-" jebus went next to you to help you up and keep balance. Tricky only stood there for a moment before standing in front of you, lifted your shirt and felt your stomach and such. You were taken back from this and was able to yell at him but he said...

"You're in labor"

"....FUCKING WHAT-" you screamed out, loud enough to get the other's attention. You soon saw the four some what huddle around you with a mixture of shock and some what awe. "What the fuck are you guys just doing-" you said in pain and anger.

"The real question who the da-" deimos was slapped shut by Sanford. 'Now is not the time dumbass." He whispered before jumping slightly from your pained cries.
"FUCK- FUCK-" you yelled in agony, getting word of encouragement to keep pushing, while Tricky was doing the lower regions operation, because he's legally a doctor- in a way. (Just roll with it guys.) and he was able to get gloves just in time, somehow.

You kept pushing, squeezing someone's hand, almost turning purple at some points. With one final push, Tricky got the baby, it cried loudly, you took a huge gasp, and collapsed against the wall, almost passing out. "Oh shi-" Sanford quickly caught your head before it the concrete wall. The umbilical cord cut off by hanks knife, the he surprisingly let tricky use it The baby was wrapped in a blanket that deimos ran back to the house for. (He's a runner  a track starrr)

You sat up slightly taking the baby in your arms from tricky, who threw away the gloves he wore. "So- who's the dad? Like genuinely because it could be any of us." Deimos spoke out, and he isn't wrong. Your eyes widen in embarrassment and questioning that yourself. You have literally slept with everyone in this god forsaken univer- I mean state.

"Hey- lets not stress them out about that, we need to focus about finding a functioning hospital for them, a newborn and recently given birth mother shouldn't be out in the open like this." Sanford said, gently picking you up bridal style. The others agreed and you all went off to find a hospital.

Stimming rn
-grey