Jebus x Plif! Reader smut (Plif meaning a gender neutral Glif and Dlif)
Requested by Jebusescumslut

Every time I read your name I still get war flashbacks from the tiktok dms, thanks for that.

Anyways enjoy this.

As jebus walked through Nevada, trying to find the auditor. He meets someone, they seem to  be in their 30s or 40s, and ever so gorgeous, and they seem to have a child around 4 or 3 he assumed.

"Excuse me, are you lost- I'm not trying to intrude just wondering if your making it to your destination safely." Jebus said, as held his sword like a cane in a way. "Oh I'm perfectly fine, I'm just trying to make it to a toy store for my kiddo, they turned 4 today." You replied as your child held your leg, not knowing if jebus was a friend or foe.

"I'll gladly help you get there, if that's alright of course." Jebus said, while scratching the back of his head slightly. "Sure, it would be lovely to have a bit of help around here." You said with gently smile, which jebus internally blushed at.

Soon enough you three were at a toy store, it was filled with all sorts of toys, board games, old consoles and more, basically a toys r us but also made for mentally ill teenagers, nerds (no offense), small children and adults in their mid 20s who have server trauma and needed to heal their inner child.

"We'll walk around for a bit to see what toy you want, okay dear?" You said to your child, they nodded in joy as the three of you started to walk around the store, while your kiddo was looking around the shelves and boxes for something they liked, you and Jebus were making friendly conversation. You two chatted away until your kid found something they liked.

It was a plushie of a fluffy grunt, the limbs being attached with strings, and the fur being extremely fluffy, the three of you walked up to the register and payed for the plushie, your child held it tight and safe in their arms. You kneeled down and gave your kid a hug and a kiss on the forehead. "Happy birthday sweetie<33" you said dearly.

Soon afterwards you and Jebus shared contact information and kept in touch with each other, a few months later you find yourself talking with jebediah christoff, he told you his old name because he trusts you with it. You two were sat on a bench while your kid played with other kids at the park, there wasn't many kids but a decent amount for sure.

"So no luck on auditor huh?" You said. "Unfortunately yes." Jebus replied as he sighed slightly out of frustration. "You'll find him, one day I know for sure." you said sipping your coffee, watching your kid playing with other kids. Jebus smiled to himself, his feelings taking over his brain.

Later that day he confessed his feelings for you, causing you to blush a bright color on your face, you admitted you liked him too, he then hugged and kissed you. It was passionate and sweet at the same time, euphoric at best.

*multiple months later*

It was a special weekend and occasion, your kid was at a their other parents house for three days because of a three day weekend. (three day weekends during the school year are awesome honestly)

As the friday sun settles down, causing the rise of a moon to shine down on the grounds of earth and Nevadas grounds.

You had put on a special lingerie for the night with you and jebus, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

Jebus was in the living room waiting for you, you soon showed your body in the lingerie. Jebus bit his lip in excitement.

*cutely time skips*

As jebus rubbed your backside, massaging you so your not so tense, soon enough you felt a tip against you, it  groaned as you felt his member enter you, it started off slow and sensual, jebus giving you words of encouraging and praises. Then it went on as rhythmic setting having a make out session as well, then he went fast roughy ish giving you love bites and hickeys.

"Ah! Ah! Fuck Jebus! Ahh!~" you moaned out in pleasure and ecstasy, giving you so much euphoria at once, jebus was also a mess, the way you felt against him drove him crazy, he combusted by the sheer feeling of you.

Soon enough your legs were outta commission.

Worm