Romantic shit the characters would do

Balls

Jebus would give you a flower bouquet but its the blahaj from ikea (three of them to be specific)

Hank would give you a bunch of organs in shape of heart, half of them still moving

Doc would give you card with a small box if chocolates, its not much but its still something.

Sanford had made you his own chocolate from scratch, and smothered you in love

Deimos tried to make a card from scratch, it ended up looking messy, but it's made with love.

Sheriff made you a cowboy hat (he took some classes about making clothes and such) with a hearts on it

Dave wrote a lovely dovey message for you in clouds

Gil made your favorite burger with a ketchup heart on the patty

Church and Jorge made a makeshift headboard from metals and wood

Hot dog vendor wrote a song about you and your imperfections and perfections

Torture got you a big old teddy bear

Auditor held a gala for you and him with classical music

Romp would probably give you a flower with its face on it

Then you all fucked
(Potential nsfw part coming idk)
-grey