Since Christmas is rolling around I'd thought it be a good idea to do this. :) all the madness combat characters celebrating Christmas season ✨ :p
Anyways the spicy ver will be after Christmas ;j so expect that ✨✨✨

Let the scenarios begins ✨sparkle sparkle bitch ✨

It was the Christmas season, everyone in Nevada was celebrating, including the auditor, surprisingly. It was hard to find an actual Christmas tree let alone, but hey it was something. You, were putting up Christmas decorations around, you were quite cheerful about the season. (I'm some of y'all don't like Christmas trust me, I'm in that boat too lol) soon enough the tree was set for last because, you wanted to do it with the boys, it was 2pm so you thought 'they went off so they'll be gone for a while right? Right! I'll wait ' you thought.

Soon enough you were asleep on the couch, it was 12am, 'why did I have hope again..' the thought popped in your mind. You were nearly numb at the fact that you got lonely, especially on Christmas, you can't remember a memory of your family being together, it was Rare to see your own family to along, the memories were a blur but you didn't mind.

Soon enough you were woken up by a door opening and slam, and seeing four boys looking more exhausted like a mother who had to deal with 4 kids and they all had a age difference to 2-5 years of age. "You guys are back.. what took so long..?" You said groggily. The boys just grumbled and just walked to their rooms.

You just did the same throwing off your jeans and shirt and flopping into the bed belly flopping. Sadness going over you. You just sighed and fell asleep.

[In the morning]

You woke up, groggy, you yawned and got up and looked at your self in the mirror, your figure was covered in scars from the missions you went with the boys, you just walked away and got ready, after that you saw the four of them putting up Christmas ornaments on the tree.
"Morning guys." You said in surprise "Morning y/n, umm sorry about yesterday. It was a rough mission and we were all just extremely exhausted so we wanted to make up to you. "

Sanford spoke up while holding some lights to put on the tree, hank grumbled in agreement while holding some ornaments in hand.
"Yup! now if I could- NANANA -" Deimos said while being trapped in tinsel trying to bite it off. 2bdammed looked at Deimos in disappointment.

You giggled at the sight before and helped them.
Once done you guys admired the art work y'all finished. You gave them all a hug. "Thanks guys :)" you said quietly but loudly for them to hear. They all flushed.

Meanwhile with the others.
Tricky and jebus were to setting up a Christmas tree. Throughly enjoying it as well. Auditor was still busy as well but Christmas decorations were hung around the agency. Gotta be in the spirit somehow.

Now for Christmas headcanons!

Hank: knows what Christmas is just never celebrated it, until you spent a Christmas with him, so after that he's still the same but really he's hyperventilating inside.

Sanford: Of course he knows! Mamas boy loves Christmas, and probably one of the only time of the year you see him in a shirt, or sweater. He makes great pastries too during this season too.

Deimos: once tried to make a Christmas sweaters for everyone, it was sweet but the sweaters were itchy as fuck- but nonetheless he tries to be considerate of things.

Doc or 2bdanmed: very snuggly surprisingly, maybe due to the cold, but still loves it.

They all play Christmas games, once Christmas uno, Deimos was raging because he got 24 cards because he didn't have a green. It was a beautiful site.

Jebus is praising da lord

Tricky is being tricky but blaring Christmas music.

Hank accidentally set a church on fire and jebus started to chase him with his sword.

They all wore those Christmas dresses and you know what I'm talking about :j

Anyways that's the end of the chapter, heads up the next one is EXTREMELY SPICY but it isn't the Christmas special just general spiciness- mentally prepare yourselfs-
Lmao here wee goo