Using this as a way to cope

Everyone was arguing about everything, and you grew tired of it.

"Can you guys, shut the actual fuck up. Like seriously hearing you all gives me an aneurism in neck. You guys bitching the equivalent of opening Twitter and getting jumpscared by porn on your timeline, I rather listen to screams of biblically accurate angels than hearing deimos and sanford complain about how cereal should be servered in a bowl, hank and doc have bottom to bottom sex. Auditor and Tricky having a fight about hot dog toppings and sheriff and a grunt going at it on a roof butt ass naked AND IN PUBLIC, SO PLEASE FOR LOVE OF CHRIST ON A STICK JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SHOVE A PIPE BOMB SO FAR UP YOUR ASSES YOU CAN TASTE THE METALLIC IN YOUR THROAT AND WATCH YOU EXPLODE."

Everyone was either, shocked, quite, impressed or embarrassed.

Request are coming I swear.
-grey