Axie: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.

Rollie: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.

Zach: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.

Eddie: You guys are fucking terrifying.

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Kacklie: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Zach: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Kacklie: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Zach: But I heard a siren...

Kacklie: That was Rollie.

Rollie: Sorry, I got nervous..

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Rollie: There's no way he likes me back.

Bon: zach would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Rollie: Zach would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

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Axie, looking at a selfie of Rollie's: I hate this photo.

Rollie: I'm cute as fuck in that photo! I'm smiling kindly.

Axie: You're not smiling kindly; you look like you're up to something..

Rollie: Up to kindness.

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Gile: You have Crayons?

Eddie: Yes, I have-

Gile: You're- how old are you?

Eddie: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

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*In a horror movie situation*

Zach: I've got no service in my phone here.

Rollie: Shoot, my battery just died.

Gile: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.

Eddie: Guys, my phone is a book.

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Rollie: Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops!

Zach: *loads shotgun* I got this.

Rollie: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-

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Zach: My life is a mess.

Axie: Gile relax, go get a beer.

Zach: I don’t want a beer.

Axie: Who said it was for you?

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Zach: Why don't I like this person?

Axie: I don't know. Maybe it's because they keep stealing your thunder.

Zach: Maybe it's because their name is "Rollie". Don't you find that utterly ridiculous?

Axie: No.

Zach: That's because your name is "Axie".

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