Madi's not-that-comprehensible rambling: Ghostbusters Headcanons
Show: The Real Ghostbusters (1986-1991)
(Ray)mond Stantz
• Pansexual ;; Panromantic
• Autistic
• 5'6 ft.
• Would probably be a brony if FiM existed in the 80s.
• Definitely would be a furry had it been widespread back then.
• May or may not be a trans man
• Really likes drawing dogs
Peter Venkman
• Biromantic ;; Bisexual
• Lots. And lots. And lots. Of internalized homophobia. Like so much. He hasn't even worked through it all yet.
• is an AMAZING chef surprisingly. Bro givin Gordon Ramsay a run for his money.
• He had a rebel phase when he was in college. Everyone teases him about it, but he always denies it. He will contine to. Forever.
Egon Spengler
• Gay/mlm
• Autistic
• JANINE X EGON IS FORCED. THEY WERE STRIPED OF THEIR GAYNESS FOR THE STRAIGHT AGENDA. LET HIM BE BOYFRIENDS WITH WINSTON.
• Kissed Winston once. 10/10 experience
• He never came out, but everyone just... Gets the memo. He is RADIATING twink energy.
• Only really flirted with Janine because comhet (Compulsive Heterosexuality - AKA "I'm not straight but I'll date someone of the opposite sex because society demands it")
• The twink likes twinkies
Winston Zeddmore
• Bisexual ;; Biromantic
• Is out of the closet
• Dates. a LOT. He had like 5 different boyfriends and 4 different girlfriends in high school. Bro got the rizz stat maxed out.
• Cat lover. He would definitely go around collecting different cat breeds and colors like they're pokémon.
• Honestly is very sweet.
Janine Melnitz
• Gay/wlw. Holy fuck. She is so gay it is crazy.
• Also only dated Egon because of Compulsive Heterosexuality.
• Closeted
• Walking Gaydar. She can just TELL that you are gay. She just looks at the Ghostbusters and is like "yep. Those b#tches fruity."
• Likes gardening surprisingly. She randomly plants flowers at local parks because why not.
• Has very low patience with most people because Karens™ always calling in to complain.
• She has like 80 celebrity crushes. She's just "udiskshiaidhhw women 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖"
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