(Lol, I'm doing stuff with Vocaloid and Fire Emblem, so I pull up a video of Hetalia characters singing as Vocaloids... Annnddddd I have given the FE characters horrible fates. No pun intended. XD)

Reina: Over the weekend, I came up with a really cool fan drawing. Here's how it turned out:

The rough sketch looked like this:

And it based/somewhat traced off of this one:

I'm pretty happy with the results but-

Roy: YOU GENDERBENT ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Reina: Um, hi Roy.... I thought it would be okay since you have the red color scheme like Meiko...

Ike: Um, why am I dancing with female Roy?

Reina: That's what Ichika wanted, as she imagined Venomania offering a dance with Conchita.

Ike: But wouldn't that mean that Roy is my descendant?

(How did this guy get a red haired descendant? Because mothy.)

Reina: .....

Marth: Why do I look a girl?

Reina: Because I always imagine you as the Daughter of Evil.

Marth: I'M NOT A DAUGHTER OR RELATED TO EVIL!!!!!

Ike: *laughs*

Marth: Grr, at least Venomania had a better outfit!!!

Ike: I would have destroyed that outfit if it was offered to me.

Roy: Why didn't you put me in armor, Reina?

Reina: It came out looking weird.

Female Robin (Robbie): Why am I looking at Marth?

Reina: Probably because you kill a version of him in your story...

Marth: WHAT?!?!?!?

Robin: I'm surprised that you put me in as Margarita.... That seems more like Robbie, because they both have pigtails.

Reina: Hm.... I might draw another version where you two are switched....

Corrin: Why do I have a robe on?

Reina: Because when I tried to draw your outfit, it came out really bulky.

Female Corrin (Cora): I like my outfit... But why are my fingers pointed weirdly?

Reina: The original photo had a gun and I didn't want it.

Cora: Why did I have a gun?

Reina: Because your character was supposed to shoot Corrin.

FE Cast: Eh?!

Reina: Oh shoot! I just realized how messed up I made this story! So Ike is the ancestor of Robbie and Roy, Robin is a doll, Marth becomes a nun, and Corrin is the father of Cora!

Marth: That is the weirdest story ever.

Reina: I just realized! Marth would also be Gretel, Levia, and Arte!

(Pictured from top left, going clockwise: Levia, Behemo, Hansel, and Gretel)

Reina: So in essence, Marth would be the scientist on the top left and the girl on the bottom.

Ike: *laughs at Marth's expression*

Reina: But you get stabbed by Corrin.

Ike: ....

Robbie: I just took a peek at the Evillious Chronicles, and it gets weird if you use just the seven of us....

Chrom: *enters the room* Hey, why am I not in the photo?!

Reina: Hi Chrom. I didn't have room... BUT I will put you in another photo.

Chrom: Which one?

Reina: This one:

Chrom: As who?

Reina: As Allen. I'll probably stick Lucina in there as well as the Master of the Hellosh Yard... Or I could draw her in the background as Irina Clockworker....

Lucina: Sounds alright to me.

Chrom: So wait, I die?!?!?!??

Reina: Uh...

Marth: *laughs* You get to be a crossdressing god!

Chrom: *flips out*

Reina: This is not how I was imagining this would go...

Roy: Hey, shouldn't I be in the second photo as well, since Conchita is the Demon of Gluttony?

Reina: *sighs* I was going to use Pokémon, Lucina, and Robin, but I might...

Lucina: Don't worry Reina. We'll be waiting for you to finish~.

Reina: Oh dear, what have I done?

Marth: AND WHY DO I BECOME A NUN?!?!?