CHAPTER ONE

Some say that my life is crazy, suspicious, insane. Many thought I was nutty . People tried to lock me away in the looney bin, jail, prison even! Soon they invented new technology to try to catch me and put me in prison, of course, I got away. When I told my friend, Dr.Maxwell, my plans he told me,"Dennis, these plans can get can get you killed! Do you want to die!? You're crazy, insane!"

I just replied , " I'm not crazy or insane, I prefer to be called mad."

When I was little, some people said I was dropped on my head, but they just didn't get it. When I was born on November 27, 1983, my parents didn't want me, who would? I was a triplet to Sarah and Sophia Jones( of corse, they kept those two monsters.) I was the runt of the three and I was then sent to an orphanage. I stayed there and I was the youngest and smallest one there. Dour tears past by and only one girl was nice to me , nine year old Ava. She would say ,"Don't give up Dennis, there is all ways a little hope!"I all ways liked her,but i didn't know how her words could help me. Most kid wouldn't talk to me or they bulled me. That was no fun! 

When I turned five, the kids only got bigger, badder, and meaner! One kid turned thirteen and was the baddest of the bad, the meanest of the mean, the tallest and the biggest of the tall and big. His name was Jake Conners (Jake the grate.) He was always lurking for trouble, seeing who could me his next victim. Today at lunch, it was me, four year old Dennis. 

CHAPTER TWO

"Hey dork wad, give me your peanut butter sandwich... or I'll give you a knuckle sandwich!" He threatened."No," I replied,"I'm hungry." Jake stared at me funny, turning his head from side to side,then he realized what happened. No one has done this before.

"What!? Did I hear you say 'no' to me!?" He questioned. In my head I was thinking," Do it. No! Don't do it . Do it now! No! Do, don't ,Do!" "Yes!" I screamed as I clasped my hands over my mouth. Now every one is staring at me in the lunch room. Jake and his crew, The Skulls, came creeping towards me slowly in a half circle. 

I backed away slowly until I bumped into the wall, it didn't hurt. What did hurt was Jake grabbing my shoulders and banging my head against the concrete wall until I was a bloody river. From there all I saw was blurry people and blurry colored lights. I fell a sleep for a little while. When I woke up, the doctors told me that I may not under stand some things that other people will and it will be hard. "Ya, so what!?" I thought, I thought wrong. 

CHAPTER THREE 

(About 9 confused years later, keep in mind I still lived in that orphanage. Age:13) 

I started school last year and today we get to go on a felid trip. I don't know where, but I'm excited to get out of the orphanage and see the world! When I walk to school, I go to Jefferson st,then Birch av, then Kingsley dr. The only person who walks with me is Jessica,my helper who I don't need! On our walk here she ALWAYS asks me dumb questions like," How do you feel today? What did you have for breakfast?" Stuff like that!