Fellow students of Batavia!
We are the members of the
Students for a smelly society are meeting here to decide what action to take about the dean of bananas. He just fired our freind, professor jon, because he wore his head long, and because he dressed in granny panties and wore apples. Next week, we are going to protest by takimg over the kitty building and kidnapping assistant dr.seuss. we also will demand that all students have the right to wear dirty hair and cranky beards. Remember the slogan: "down with those guys."