{If you guys see on Youtube, "Megatron the Perv", You'll get most things here but just incase, Enjoy the story I made of the lovable Perv and his jailbait!! X3}
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Optimus's P.O.V: Oh my Primus!! What a day!! The sun is shining, I had a wonderful nap, Dreamt of being greater than G1 Optimus Prime!!, And Ratchet nearly killed Bumblebee with a wrench!!
*Record Scratches* WHAT?!?! "AHHHH!!!!!HELP ME!!!", I could hear Bumblebee cry out in fear. "GET BACK HERE BUMBLEWHORE!!!!", I could hear Ratchet yell. I got up to see, Bumblebee running like Crazy away from Ratchet, Prowl, no where to be seen, "Probably trying to kill himself", I thought. Sari playing with the Allspark key,and Bulkhead going Crazy. "Looks like he got a bit tipsy..", I thought. Ratchet say me. "Hey there Porn face", He says. "Ugh...Hi Ratchet", I said back. "Ahh... so your out here to help me catch Bumblewhore right? Or better Yet, Be the star in my Porno!!", Ratchet said. "We've been this over a lot of times Ratchet", I said. "Im not going to start in any Porno!!", I said. That's when Teletran-1 came in. "Good day Autobots!! There has been a sighting of Deciptercons at a mine! And they will probably steal anything there!! So have a pleasant day and remember to wash your hands after going to the little bots room!!", Teletran-1 said before signing out. "I forgot", Bulkhead said. "I'll come with you guys!!", Sari said. "Im not sure you can Kid", Ratchet said. "I'll ask Optimus", Ratchet told Sari. the Techno-Organic smiled. "Hey Porn face!!,Can Sari come? And also this is a chance to test my new Invention!!", Ratchet said. I was a bit distracted so then I said not looking, "Huh?um...Ok!!", I said having no clue in what was going on.
*At the Mine*
Megatron's P.O.V: Ah what a beautiful day! The organic birds are singing, We found a whole lot of Energeon, and The Autobots are attacking us!!
*Record scratches*
Wait. WTF?!?! While Starscream was fighting Bumblebee, Bulkhead and Lugnut, and Prowl was battling Blitzwing, and Ratchet was fighting Blackarachina, and, Well well... look who we have here. Pretty little Optimus Prime. "Hello Prime~", I said. Pulling out my Swords. This could be my chance to finally get my hands on the panties of Optimus Prime!! 😏 Yeah... That's exactly what I'll do!!
Optimus's P.O.V: Yep, As my Battle mask still on my face, Ratchet get tossed me a remote. "AIM AT YOURSELF AND PRESS THE BUTTON PORN FACE!!!!", Ratchet said. "OK!!!", I yelled back having No idea what the invention was. I was low on energy, And I was injured badly. "Take the chance or leave it Optimus", I thought. I took it. I pointed the remote at myself. I stood up and held myself up to the wall. I pressed the button. Bad mistake. A blue beam shot at me and a cloud of smoke appered. I lifted me and I spun around and around. Everyone stopped and Stared. Literally everyone. Everyone's faces formed a perfect O. Then I all stopped. The cloud of smoke stopped as The beam slowly went back to the remote and I was on self destruct. After it expolded in a small shake, There was some light slowly carrying me down. My optics were shut as my feet touched the ground without a sound. I was grabbing on to my ax as I opened my Optics. Bumblebee and Sari were slightly blushing as the gave themselves high fives, Prowl was in a light shade of pink, Ratchet quickly looked away, Bulkhead was a bright pink and having a little nosebleed, Megatron was red and having a mad nosebleed. "Dear Primus...", Ratchet said. "Wahhhh...?", Bulkhead said. "Mine!!~❤️", Megatron yelled. {He wants to pop his 🍒!!! O////w/////O} I slowly opened my mouth as musical notes flowed out of me.
*Play's "Butterfly", By: Smile. dk*
After I finished the song, I never knew I could sing like that!!! I blushed bright red. And From that day on, I never trust Ratchet and his Inventions. To make matters worse, Megatron popped my Cherry!! D:> That Rapist!! And to make more matters worse, He married me and got me pregnant!! Oh well... I have to admit, He may be a pervert, But he loves me and I love him.
The End~🌹