I didn't know where to put these one-shots, like if I should make a Hazbin Hotel Oneshot book but.. dude I literally have a lot of them already and I don't even finish, start or work on most of the ones I have rn so.. that's why I'm putting them here.  ART NOT MINE NOR REGULAR PICS OF ALASTOR!! THEY BELONG TO THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNERS!!!

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PART 1

Smile Brother! You're never fully dressed without one!

~Brother~

You may read hazbin hotel stories where M/n is Alastor's brother and the brother is shy or sad, the opposite... But in this one-shot, he's quite the same as him. Sure he may get a little shy, sad, or annoyed, and likes to go on a killing spree..yep, he's Alastor's brother alright.

"Charlie..calm down. Everything will be fine. [sighs]Can't believe I'm gonna say this..but we have Alastor, he can help us before your dad gets here" Vaggs commented and tried to stop Charlie from pacing and freaking out. Charlie just grabbed her hand trying to stop her from pacing. "No, Vagg's it's not okay! My father, we'll be here in half an hour! The hotel isn't even halfway clean! If he comes here and sees that the hotel isn't what I said It looked like, he'll make me take this place down...I've worked so hard for this..I can't just..take it down. He doesn't like my idea or the place as it is..." she said calming down WITH her head down. Vaggie comforted her. 

Then scrunched up her face and looked at Alastor.  She threw up her hands and walked over to him. "Cant you do something?! Can't you just snap your fingers and poof everything will be like Charlie wants it to be?!" "Yes, but it's not that easy dear! Ah! I know just the person who can help us! There are many ways to contact him"

Charlie perked up. "Really, you do?! Who is he?! I call him right now!"

"No need!" Alastor said with his wide smile. A blue talisman appeared in his hand before it burned in blue flames. After it began reaching his fingers he tossed it and let it burn as it disintegrated. .. . . "Woah(x3), that's it?! Are you serious? You just made Charlie get her hopes up for nothing! I knew you couldn't help! Good for nothing piece of-" "Wait just a minute now" he said glancing at her before looking back at the spot the talisman burned at. "Just give him a second, he may be doing something," he told them.

Just then blue bits of fire in a circle started to light themselves. Then it went into huge flames. 

"[sighs frustradedly]Which one of you summoned me?"

(Fanart of 2P!Alastor: @Anic917_eng)

"I hate being woken from a good rest," he said annoyed. They immediately pointed over to Alastor sort of frightened of what he might do if he got mad. He looked over annoyed before his mood changed like Alastor. He threw his hand in the air holding onto his cane with a big smile. "Al, my brother! How have you been? It's been ages since I last saw you!" he said cheerfully and hugged him. Alastor hugged him back. "Hello dear brother! I've been alright! I almost thought you wouldn't make it!" Alastor said as they broke the hug. 

[All] "BROTHER?!" 

"That's your brother?! He looks exactly like you!" Vaggie exclaimed. "Heh, another pimp but it's a blueberry" Angel remarked. "Indeed. This is my twin, Alastair!" "You both basically have the same name!"Husk slightly yelled. "Since we're twins, mother decided our names be a little different to tell us apart(even though they were different colors)" Alastor explained. 

"Angel baby! Kitten! I haven't seen you two in a while!" he said as he hugged them. "Sup toots~" Husk pushed away, having booze in his hand as he pointed at Alastair. "Dont you Kitten me, you look-alike son of a bch! You up and left me at the bar in the middle of our conversation that, may I remind you, DIDNT get to finish!" "I missed you too!" Alastair exclaimed, swinging an arm around him making him facepalm angrily. "What do you want?" 

"My dear brother Alastor took it upon himself to summon me for help, and I was wondering if-" "if I could volunteer to help, no thank" "...Well that's a shame. I guess all of this precious booze will go to waste then" Alastair said sadly as he walked away and all of a sudden as he walked past about 10-15 bottles of booze appeared. Husk looked over and choked on the booze he was drinking. 

Husker swooped in front of Alastair saying "What? You think you can buy me with the sad act and a bunch of bottles of cheap booze?! [grabs the booze and looks at it] ...Well, you can!" he remarked before walking away back to the front desk. That made Alastair grin. 

"So, whaddaya think?" Alastor asked. "I think we did a good job so far. I can see you did your own little touches before I came. That must only be one thing" and after saying that, it's almost coincidently..Nifty came swooping in cleaning, chattering to herself. "Oh, hey Alastair! Bye Alastair! Can't talk now, gotta clean! This place is filthy!" she said zooming off again making him chuckle. "Same old Nifty" "It's wonderful but..We have to hurry a bit faster!" "Oh, yes! I know just the thing" he said walking up to the fireplace.

"iiis he gonna-" Charlie got cut off by him snapping his fingers and the fireplace lit in blue flame. A figure was covered in soot. Alastair picked it up like a chibi. An eyeball opened and looked at the three in front of it. Alastair tilted his head slightly before she poofed the soot off her body. "This little joy is Giffty!"  ironic bc he rarely smiles (both of them rarely do)

He let her on the floor "Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends! Why're you all women? [lifts Vaggie] Are there any men here?! [puts her down] I'm sorry, that's rude. [looks around] Oooh man, this place is filthy! It really needs a lady's touch! [grabs a spider and crushes it] Which is weird because you're all ladies, no offense.[sees cob webs] Oh my gosh, this is awful! [she speed cleans throughout the hotel] Nope! Nope! Nope! [giggles]Nope! [sees & stabs a cockroach with a pin] Nope!"

"Soo do you..maybe think it's possible..to rehabilitate a demon?" "Ha! No. [her face droops]Such nonsense! [laughs]Rehabilitation, oh now that's a good one! Right brother?" (1st one from Reddit, 2nd one from Twitter)

 "Indeed brother! The chance given was the life they lived before, the punishment is this! [puts arms out, gesturing to all of Hell] There is no undoing what is done!" 

Well, ofc Alastor's brother was cut off by Vaggie putting her harpoon up to Alastair's neck. "Stop right there, cabrón hijo de perra (bestard son of a bch)! I know your game and your act and I'm not going to let you or your brother hurt anyone here, you imperious cheesy [Angel's head pops in] self-acting shtlord!" she said grinning her teeth. Something triggered in his brother's memory and Alastor knew it. He was behind his brother and Charlie was beside Vaggie. Alastor began chuckling and moved the harpoon away from his brother's neck. "Dear, if we wanted to hurt anyone here... [both turn into their demonic forms] we would've done so already..."

She backed away and Charlie did as well but stood slightly in front of Vaggie. "Well, if you dont believe in my cause either then why are you helping?"

"Well my dear, you did say you needed help right?" "Wellll yea-" "Besides. I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure!" a pause bc Alastair was smirking darkly and Alastor started laughing. Ah, yes, he and his brother are alike. "Yeeeeaa," Charlie said feeling uneasy about her decision, taking a step away from him. 

"Yes, indeedy! [grabs her waist and drags her away]We see big things coming your way and who better to help you than us?-" he said as the two brothers began to chatter with her. 

"So uh.. even though I know blueberry, what's the deal with him?" Angel asked Vaggie. She looked at him like seriously. "Are you serious? You know him yet you dont know anything about him?!" she asked frustratedly. Angel just shrugged. "The Windigo Demon. One of the most powerful Overlord demons Hll has ever seen?" she quested him..he just shrugged again. "Not big on politics" 

"Well overnight, along with his brother. The duo began toppling Overlords who have been dominant for centuries. That kind of raw power had never been used by mortal souls before. Then, they broadcast their carnage all throughout Hell so that everyone could witness their ability"  (ARTWORK BY: unbecomingname on DeviantArt) 

Alastair helped his brother by shadow form when he was busy at one time. Think of it as..being in two places at once.

(ARTWORK BY: @01-reihanehdraw ON Tumblr)

"Demons and even Overlords throughout Hll started calling him "The Windigo Demon" (as lazy as that is). He took and slaughtered demons from left and right. Many dont know what enabled him or his brother to rival our world's most ancient and destructive evils" 

(pic from aminoapps.com)

Dont mind what the words say (^c^;) lol

"But one thing's for sure: He's an unforeseeable source of danger, a dangerously evil spirit of mystery, and a threatening monster of chaos, the likes of which we can't risk getting involved with unless we want to end up being erased out of existence!" she explained.

"Ya done? [Laughs] Now we have two pimps strawberry and blueberry pimp" "Well, I don't trust him!"Vaggie said crossing her arms before going over to Charlie who was petting  Alastair.  Angel when she said she dont trust them -- "(-_-)"

Vaggie grabbed Charlie's shoulders and pulled her aside while both of the brothers looked at the family portrait. (Pics, edit, not mine!!!! Regular one by Viziepop)

"Charlie, listen to me. You can't believe this creep! He isn't just a sad face! They're both deal makers! Pure evil! they can't be redeemed! ...And they're most likely looking for a way to ruin everything we're trying to do!"

"I... [sighs] we don't know that! Look, I know he's bad, and I know he probably doesn't wanna change, but the whole point of this is to give people a chance! And besides, he's so cute when he's not acting like his brother" "Charlie, whatever you do, do not make a deal with him either" she warned. 

"Don't worry, I picked up one thing from my dad! [imitates dad] 'You don't take sht from other demons!'" she said walking over to where Alastor and his brother were. 

"I dont think this is a good idea anymore.. it's beginning to be not fun" Alastair said frowning. 

"Come on brother, smile! You know you're never fully dressed without one!" Alastor exclaimed.

"So Alastair...um..just like your brother Al..no..voodoo strings..attached" "So we have a deal?" Alastair said slightly bending down, a hand reaching toward her for a handshake, the other holding the cane behind his back, and red energy bursting throughout the hotel. She pushed his hand away "Nope! No shaking! No deals! I...yeah. You could also stay here if you want for however long you want. And I order you to also to participate in helping your brother and the rest of us with the hotel. Sound fair?"

"hmm...[makes cane disappear] ...Fair enough"

She sighed in relief with two thumbs up. "Cool beans"

PART 1 of this oneshot OVER. WOOOOOoo this took forever. Especially with me falling asleep and trying to stay awake the whole time. But I hope you enjoyed this oneshot! I'll try to work on The Bad Guys x GF! Reader bc WOW guys TYSM for the reads so far!!! BYE mini dumplings!!

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