One step, two step, electric slide
Red fish, blue fish, blow your mind
Engine, engine, number nine
Mama's gonna let you set the moon on fire

Jack be nimble, jack be quick, jack wound up with a broken neck
Humpty dumpty, do your thing
Daddy's gonna buy you a diamond ring

Oh it must be nice,
to spend each day in paradise
You wonder why you've never failed
Your life's a goddamn fairy tale
Your life's a goddamn fairy tale

Suzie steamboat you're so fine, grant the wish i wish tonight
Tinker tailor whatcha got?
Wheels on the bus are falling off

Pretty maids all in a row,
yes sir, yes sir three bags full
Silver spoon at supper time,
four and twenty blackbirds
oh so high

Oh it must be nice,
to spend each day in paradise
You wonder why you've never failed
Your life's a goddamn fairy tale
Your life's a goddamn fairy tale

One step, two step, electric slide
Red fish, blue fish, blow your mind
Engine, engine, number nine
Stick your diamond ring
where the sun don't shine
Oh it must be nice,
to spend each day in paradise
You wonder why you've never failed
Your life's a goddamn fairy tale.

Oh it must be nice, to spend each day in paradise
You wonder why you've never
failed
Your life's a fucking fairy tale.