Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Sheherezade had a thousand tales

But, master, you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails

You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp

You got some punch, pizazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say

Mister Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?

Let me take your order
Jot it down

You ain't never had a friend like me
No no no

Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maître d'

C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The king, the shah

Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish
How about a little more baklava?

Have some of column A
Try all of column B

I'm in the mood to help you, dude
You ain't never had a friend like me

Ha ha ha (no my)
Ha ha ha (no no)
Ha ha ha (ha ha)

Can your friends do this?

Can your friends do that?

Can your friends pull this
out their little hat?

Can you friends go, poof!

Well, looky here, ha ha

Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make the sucker disappear?

So don't ya sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers

You got me bona fide, certified
You got a genie for your charge d'affaires

I got a powerful urge to help you out
So whatcha wish? I really wanna know

You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so and oh

Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three

I'm on the job, you big nabob

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't never
Had a
Friend
Like
Me!
(Ha ha ha)
(Ha ha ha)
You ain't never had a friend like me
Ha!