I really love this song and Melanie Martinez! I usually feel this way when I am in a fight with my parents or with that one teacher who tries to be like the movies and be all "I'm gonna change you all into better people" and blah blah blah.

A-a-aaaa, b-b-b-b

A-a-aaaa, b-b-b-b

A-a-aaaa, b-b-b-b

B-b-b-b, b-b-b, b-b-b-b

always aiming paper airplanes at me when you're around

you build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down

you can crush my candy cane but you'll never catch me cry

if you dangle diploma and I deck you don't be surprised

I know my ABC's yet you keep teaching me, I say f*** your degree, alphabet boy

you think you're smarter than me with all you bad poetry f*** all your ABC's alphabet boy

I'm not a little kid now, watch me get big now, spell my name on a fridge now, with all you alphabet toys

you won the spelling bee now, but are you smarter than me now? You're the prince of the playground little alphabet boy

A-a-aaaa, b-b-b-b

A-a-aaaa, b-b-b-b

A-a-aaaa, b-b-b-b

B-b-b-b, b-b-b, b-b-b-b

Apples aren't always appropriate apologies, butterscotch and bubblegum drops are bittersweet to me

you call me a child while you keep counting all your coins, but your not my daddy and I'm not you dolly and your dictionary's destroyed

I know my ABC's yet you keep teaching me, I say f*** your degree, alphabet boy

you think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry, f*** your ABC's alphabet boy

I'm not a little kid now, watch me get big now, spell my name on a fridge now with all you alphabet toys

you won the spelling bee now, but are you smarter than me now? You're the prince of the playground, little alphabet boy

Alphabet boy, my alphabet boy, alphabet boy, alphabet boy, my alphabet boy, ooh-ooh

I'm not a little kid now watch me get big now, spell my name on a fridge now, with all you alphabet toys

you won the spelling bee now, but are you smarter than me now? You're the prince of the playground, little alphabet boy

(alphabet boy, oh alphabet boy, alphabet boy)