I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon

A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun

I couldn't get my money back so I'm in seat 7A

I'm getting drunk on a plane

I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy

Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me

Now I've got empty mini bottles fillin' both our trays

I'm getting drunk on a plane

Buyin' drinks for everybody

But the pilot, it's a party

Got this 737 rocking like a G6

Stewardess is someone sexy

Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey

Told her about my condition

Got a little mile-high flight attention

It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds

I'm up so high, I may never come down

I'll try anything to drown out the pain

They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

We had this date marked on the calendar forever

We'd take that new wed limo airport ride together

I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake

So hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane

Buyin' drinks for everybody

But the pilot, it's a party

Got this 737 rocking like a G6

Stewardess is someone sexy

Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey

Told her about my condition

Got a little mile-high flight attention

It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds

I'm up so high, I may never come down

I'll try anything to drown out the pain

They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

On my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first class

So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass

And when we land I'll call her up and tell her kiss my ass

'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane

Buyin' drinks for everybody

But the pilot, it's a party

Got this 737 rocking like a G6

Stewardess is someone sexy

Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey

Told her about my condition

Got a little mile-high flight attention

It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds

I'm up so high, I may never come down

I'll try anything to drown out the pain

They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

I'm getting drunk on a plane

I might be passed out

In the baggage claim

But right now

I'm drunk on a plane

That's it for now.