Thanks for the support, guys! I hope you like this new addition!!!!!! Next post: QueenLevana's Secret Addiction to Romantic Stories is revealed...

QueenLevana: Hello, fools.

KaiWasKidnapped: Who is-URGH! Cinder, how do you log out of this thing?

Mechanic: This THING?

KaiWasKidnapped: Uh, sorry... I meant your circuit system. How do I log out of your comm software? This is different from my portscreen. 

Mechanic: Didn't I FIX your portscreen YESTERDAY? 

KaiWasKidnapped: UM. So. Canned tomatoes, Wolf, the portscreen smashing...Long story. 

Mechanic: Um...okay? I'll fix it right away. 

HandsomeHero: What did I say? I was SO right... You can't say anything remotely mean to :KaiWasKidnapped at all...

Mechanic: Huh... :HandsomeHero so it's that way, then. I've DEFINITELY heard you rebuking Cress lately.

HandsomeHero: That's a whole different story! :CrescentMoon is.... Different.... 

QueenLevana: Fools. You Earthens will never see my ambush coming when I ATTACK you all!

KaiWasKidnapped: Yeah... except for the fact that you just told us, :QueenLevana.

Mechanic: Yeah. What he said. Wait, how do you know our ship's location?

HandsomeHero: Hey, that's not my concern. What I'm confused about is-How did you get that username? I tried CaptainThorne, but it didn't work. CarswellThorne was already taken, and CressentMoon'sMan was-

QueenLevana: Ah-HAH! And you didn't even spell Crescent right! Ah, the signs of doomed love!!!! 

KaiWasKidnapped: Uh-oh! That sounds like she's found our ship! Did you???

QueenLevana:  Not even close, Earthen. I found something even BETTER... A ROMANCE!

Mechanic: What??

HandsomeHero: Oh, you mean :Mechanic and :KaiWasKidnapped? Oh, they've been in this little romance thingy for months now. 

QueenLevana: *yawns* Keep up, :HandsomeHero. I meant you and Crescent Moon. You two are definitely going on my list of lovers. 

HandsomeHero: WHAT? Wait...Um..... I-?

KaiWasKidnapped: Who knew? :QueenLevana is a hopeless romantic!

QueenLevana: Um, no. 

KaiWasKidnapped: Ah-HAH! Now she's trying to object! :Mechanic, :HandsomeHero, back me up on this!

Mechanic: Hold on! Everyone STOP sending comms! This is hurting my head! I'm deleting this comm, okay? 

KaiWasKidnapped: WAITTTTTT!!

HandsomeHero: Yeah, WHAT HE SAID!

QueenLevana: *smirk* Toodles. Now you won't ever find out why I keep a list of lovers.

QueenLevana has signed out.

KaiWasKidnapped: NO!!

KaiWasKidnapped has signed out.

HandsomeHero has signed out.

Mechanic has signed out.