Cress Iko Thorne Cinder
@Feet4foot gave me the idea of having Cress sing this comm...
You guys gave me great recommendations for future comms.. Thanks! And keep them coming, because they really help. :D
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HandsomeHero: I can still beat you, :IKO.
IKO: Oh, really?
HandsomeHero: I have moves!
Mechanic: He has moves.
IKO: Good for you. But I already won the last one, so your chance was over!
HandsomeHero: But wait! I've got another singing contest for you!
IKO: *sigh* I already told you, I'm not doing it again.
HandsomeHero: But it's not against me.
IKO: *shocked* *bursts out laughing* NOT against you? NOT against you? Thorne, who else could it be against?
Cress: Me?
HandsomeHero: Her!
IKO: CRESS?
Mechanic: I saw that coming.
IKO: Cress can't SING!
IKO:...Can she?
IKO: Can you, Cress.
Cress: Um, well, I don't really think so.
IKO: Ha! Said so!
Cress: But Thorne said I was good, so I'll trust him.
HandsomeHero: Oh, believe me, she's good.
Mechanic: I saw that coming too.
IKO: Psssshhhh! That's funny, Thorne! But don't bring amateurs to this competition! I'm the only one on this ship who can sing!
HandsomeHero: You sure about that?
IKO: Yeah!
HandsomeHero: Well, if you're so sure, why don't you go against Cress? I mean, you'd obviously win, right?
IKO: That's true...
Mechanic: This reminds me of those movies where the bad guy has really low intelligence and is tricked far too easily.
IKO: I'll do it!
Mechanic: There's the turning point in the movie.
HandsomeHero: Good!
IKO: Cress, you'd better get your game on!
Cress: Um... *looks at Thorne for help*
HandsomeHero: Don't worry, Cress! You'll win for sure! Of course, Iko might beat you to pieces if you do, but there's an infirmary on this ship for a reason!
Mechanic: That's the point where you realize you have the worst boyfriend in the world.
Cress: Thanks, Thorne. For the... help. *coughs nervously* Iko, are we starting now?
IKO: Yes! As a superior singer, I will offer you the chance of going first. That way, you can't copy from me.
HandsomeHero: I'm not going to say anything about COPYING.
IKO: Now. You may begin.
Cress: Um. Okay.
Cress: I usually sing opera, though. Is that fine..?
IKO: Oh, no! We strictly sing LYRICAL pieces! Or hardcore awesomeness!
Cress: Okay. I'll make one up then.
IKO: Bask in the moment!
Cress: I like.. flowers. *starts humming*
*awkward silence*
Mechanic: Well.. Her humming... sounds nice.
IKO: Thorne... that's your idea of my competition?
HandsomeHero: Hey, she gets better! Cress, release the beast!
Cress: *stops humming* Um.. Okay!
Cress: Sweet flowers, waving in the breeze, the idea of spring just fills me with ease, birds chirping in the blue sky, the sun fading into the clouds...
HandsomeHero: Um.. sing about HEARTBREAK! PAIN! SADNESS! Um.. I just BROKE UP with you! SCREAM your anger out!
IKO: I can do that! But.. it's your turn. So go ahead.
Cress: Okay.
Cress: Sitting in the spotlight, wondering whhhyyy you left me. Now that I think of it, it's more like a really bad dream.... Tears streaming down my eyes, I think I'm going to scream... It's like the void of anger just released...
HandsomeHero: Well.
IKO: She can't really do lyrics.
Mechanic: She has a nice voice!
HandsomeHero: Cress, you have a beautiful voice. I just think you're... scared to show it.
Cress: Um. Okay.
Cress: I'll try...
Cress: And I keep on won-der-ing whyyy... You left me so far behindddd. You left my heart in pie-e-e-ces, and now I can't think straight anymore. It's like the wind is calling your na-a-a-a-ame, and every-thing else is too-oo. And now that I know that you never loved me I still do... love... you..ooooooo.....ooooo!
IKO: Humph.
HansdsomeHero: That was amazing, Cress! Was that a freestyle?
Cress: Yes! Thank you!
Mechanic: Wow, Cress. That was great.
IKO: I can do better. *sniffs*
IKO: *cue country music*
IKO: AND I KEEEEEEP ON WON-DERIN' WHY-Y-Y.. YA LEH-FT MEH SO FAR BEHIIINND. YA LEH-FT MEH-Y HEART IN PIIIEEECES, AND NOW I CAAN'T THINK STRAIGHT ANYMORE. IT'S LIKE THE WIND IS CALLIN' YOUR NAMEE, AND EVERYTHIN' ELSE IS TOOOOOOO-OOO-OO. AND NOW THAT I KNOW THA' YA NEVER LOVED ME I STILL DO LURVVVEEE YOOOUUUUUUU. YE—AH!
Mechanic: I'm speechless.
IKO: Country music. What a beautiful way to express oneself.
Mechanic: Hehe. Yes. Sure. Whatever you say.
Cress: That was great, Iko!
HandsomeHero: Iko, before you take Cress's comment seriously, she was just being nice.
IKO: Thanks, all! Thank you, thank you! *bows*
HandsomeHero: You just copied Cress! What were you saying about copying?
IKO: Oh, pssh. I was just showing her that the world out there is dangerous. And unfair.
HandsomeHero: *turns red with anger* How DARE you? Fine, then-I was going to do this anyway. I vote for Cress.
Mechanic: Mmh. Sorry, Iko, but no hard feelings, okay? I vote for Cress too.
IKO: UGH!
IKO: UGH!
IKO: GAH!
IKO: UGH!
Mechanic: She's acting upset in an attempt to make us reconsider.
IKO: *blows raspberry*
HandsomeHero: Bye, Iko! *waves mockingly*
Cress: Have a nice day!
IKO: GAH!
Cress: Oh, I didn't mean that sarcastically!
Cress: ^that, either!
Cress: ^or that!
Cress: ^OR that!
HandsomeHero: Cress, I'm sure IKO knows that you are a very... not sarcastic person.
IKO: UGH!
Cress: Okay!
IKO: UGH!
Cress: Bye!
Cress has logged out.
HandsomeHero has logged out.
Mechanic: Sorry, Iko.
Mechanic has logged out.
IKO: GAH!
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Hey! Hope you enjoyed that comm!
I've been working on my other fanfics more these past few... weeks, I think. You guys should check them out... If you want to:)
They are:
Lunar Palace(after Winter)
Winter Predictions(my take on what will happen in the last book)
Bye!
@lunaspell
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