Chapter 59: Some Dumb Ones and Some Clever Ones
Luna: *turns on the camera* Hey guys!!!!! *falls off the couch* ahhh....
Luna: *gets up* I'm fine!
Luna: *reads the questions* This, this here is the reason I named this chapter of the Q and A this... THIS HERE. Okay, so yes me and Fern do get into fights, but they aren't violent...it is mostly just arguments. Like that time when I was listening to my music and she told me to shut up. Or that time I was saying "Awww" about an adorable ship, and she started yelling. And then there was that time, you guys may or may not remember, where I discovered that wonderful little meme and I kept singing it around the place to annoy the heck out of everyone..... Sometimes I cry and think "why am I still her friend?" Because sometimes she really dislikes me........ But Flame....nah...I think we are chill....I think.
(Dramatic pause)
Luna: And the third question is... *looks at the camera* can I say this? Okay. I'm going to say this... The third question is shit! It is stupid. It is unintelligent! I already answered this in chapter 12!!!! Good Glaux, HAVE YOU EVEN BEEN READING THIS BOOK!??? *grabs a pillow and throws it at a wall* I already answered this, the answer is yes. Reread the fricken-chicken, FERSCHTUCKEN chapter 12 again if you HAVE TO! Sorry for my Owl-curse....I Sometimes use owl words....
Luna: MOVING ON! *reads out loud* "Do you have mental disorders"... First of all that is a very personal question...imagine just walking up to a random kid in your class, or a random fifteen year old in this case because we are talking about me** and you just ask them "Hey do you have mental disorders?" First of all say that out loud...it sounds horrible. Of course the kid will be like "RUDE!" or "You don't ask someone that!" Or "Yes, but that isn't your part to know or even to ask that!" And as a person I will answer the most logically as I can, and to the best of my ability without being outraged or aggressive. The answer is yes, I have extreme anxiety, if you count that as a disorder...but everyone has anxiety, it just is how others cope with it that makes it a problem for some..... And remember don't ask such kinds of questions, it could be taken as offensive.
**THIS IS A CASE OF THE AUTHOR REMINDING YOU OF THE CHARACTER LUNA'S AGE!!!!**
Luna: *holds up a painted sign with extreme amounts of doodles and paint* Did did-du-du-ddu-dididid du COMMERCIAL BREAK!
*static noises and time skip stuff(Because this is like a video)*
Quick little rant:
This fandom, this creepypasta stuff, is kinda messed up, if you take a step back, and breath and look at it with unclouded eyes. I think that I'm glad that my character Luna doesn't kill people, because it traumatized her. She will never hurt anyone unless if it is for self-defense, or in a battle of good vs evil kind of thing....and like all the stereotypes of the backstories for Creepypasta OC's, I think I accidentally got caught in a stereotype for Luna's backstory, having not enough time to think through the plot. So then I went with it. And it bothers me that no one else was a bit annoyed by Luna's backstory, both when being mentioned in this book and in -----Fiona-----'s Creepypasta Q and A book....
Not everyone has to be a killer to be a creepypasta right? What even makes one a creepypasta anyway? Why even is Luna here.....she could just leave these people.....but she doesn't....she made some friends....like Fern, Flame, and I guess those others........
[Abrupt stop in my rant....]
Luna: *is holding the painted sign again* DDIDDUD-DIDIDID-DU-DU DDU DU! END OF COMMERCIAL BREAK!!!! *throws the sign*
Luna: *looks for the questions* Oh next one...my past friends! Oh yeah I talk to them occasionally...mainly I just text them....no they aren't dead, they aren't criminals.....I think....I should call one of them...
Luna: *gets put her phone* *phone rings* *waits* oh she hung up.....*is about to put her phone down*
Five minutes later....
(Suddenly)
🎶Neon nae pureun gompangi nai guwonhae jun naye CHEONSA NAYE SESANG Nan ne samsaek goyangi neol mannaero on Love me NOOOW! Touch me now. Just let me Looove YOU! Let me love let me love you. JUST LET ME LOOVE YOOOU!!! 🎶
Luna: *throws phone at her couch and falls over shouting/fangirling* I FORGOT THAT WAS MY RINGTONE! *walks to the couch and picks up her phone* Oh it is Olivia! She called me......(sings along to the rest of the song then answers the phone)
Luna: Yes?
Friend on the Phone called Olivia: Luna? Hi! How are you? You called me earlier....but I couldn't answer.
Luna: I'm good! I currently am doing a Q and A... And a person asked how my friends are doing, so I called you.... Uh, I also may have freaked out, because I forgot that my ringtone was the Anthem.
Olivia: *laughs* Nice. You can make custom ringtones?
Luna: Um yeah, there is an app called zedge, that has many different ringtones, and I looked up Serendipity and made it my ringtone.
Olivia: Nice.
Luna: So how is life? Are you doing good?
Olivia: I'm good.
Luna: In my Q and A, they asked if any of my friends had become criminals, or if they were dead, or living normal lives.... You definitely aren't any of those are you?
Olivia: *laughs on the phone* Yeah definitely. I'd never be a criminal. I'm living a normal life.
Luna: I'm not...I'm part of an off group of people who live in a mansion, the group is called "Creepypasta". Yeah I'm not sure.... It was becaude of Eighth grade. Remember those mean guys who bullied us...and I killed one of them or What evs.....I guess I joined a group of killers....and I'm the only one who doesnt kill people.
Olivia: Oh... Wait how did that happen?
Luna: *shrugs* I don't really know. But my friends Fern and Flame are here, so I have a reason to stay.
Olivia: That is cool.
Luna: Are you still in touch with others from middle school?
Olivia: Some...
Luna: Cool, read any good books lately?
Olivia: I don't read many books...
Luna: Oh...
Olivia: I have to go, it was nice talking with you!
Luna: You too! Talk to you later bye!
Olivia: Bye!
(Phone call ends)
Luna: *sighs* what was the Last Question of this chapter? *looks back at the questions* (reads out loud) "...Are they dead, criminals, living normal lives, became Creepypastas working for Zalgo?" No. No. None of them are working for Zalgo. I doubt it. And I doubt any of my human friends are Creepypastas in general....but from that phone call, I can tell that she was okay. Well I answered all you questions! Thank you! And Your welcome! Bye!
*turns off the camera and the video ends*
*Everything fades into the black*
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Okay, I plan on ending this after the next chapter! One more question! And make it the best question this Q and A has ever seen! I will try to wrap this book up in that chapter, so I can make a part two! I plan on calling it "Luna the Umbreon Q and A: Part 2". So be sure to make it the best questions yet!!!! But don't worry there will be another book!
I hope you enjoyed this chapter. And Thank you for readinv this far into the book!
~Violet of EarthSea🐉
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