Lumos Characters as John Mulaney Quotes

Theo: When I'm walking down the street, no one's ever like, "hey! Look at that man!" I think they're just like, "woah, that tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child!"

Spiridon: Some people give off a vibe, right away, they're like, "do not fyck with me."

Jane: ...'Cause you know how you lie to your parents. So...

Eddie: I don't care for these new nazi's, and you can quote me on that!

Nino: I'll keep all of my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die.

Booth: And you replied, "Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you?"

Delra: [Groans] You know, life?

Chavonne: Sometimes people would say, "What do you think you're doing?" But that just meant "Stop". They didn't actually wanna know my thought process.

Matilda: I try to stay optimistic, even though I will admit, things are getting pretty sticky.