so I'm bein' all sad about Bee and Puppycat and the mcsm finale (because now I miss the sea temples and aquamarine prizmarine and the eternal winter and the bedrock prisons) and escape the night (because when am i not sad about escape the night, even yes it's a great sow but still.) I decided to play the sims..

(also merry two days after Christmas holidays!)

..and instead of making the NOOTS, I decided, why not make the authors from AWU?

So here's kinda basically just what happened...: (also it's the sims 3 with pets, island paradise, university, and other expansion packs okay cool...)

- I'm kinda rushing right now so I've only made Rush, Kendall, Dawson, Logan, and Athena. (and Ginger.)

-I made Logan look like a wizard

-I spent all of our money on a nice house

-I tried to get Rush and Kendall to flirt and my game started lagging

-I immediately cheated with the, 'rosebud,' hack a bunch of times and got us some more nice stuff

-We had limited space so everyone but Kendall and Logan sleep on the floor now

-I accidentally put a life preserver on the outside of the bathroom so um

-I might've gone a little bit too into decorating the outsides with cherry blossom trees and other trees and water lilies in the pond and I got a lil bit too excited

-So now there's an easel in the bathroom so..and the toilet paper's on the opposite side of the bathroom from the toilet because I'm kinda evil right now

-PFFFFF THERE'S A GIANT T-REX HEAD IMMA GO PUT IT ON THE WALL

Everyone else: DAWSON noO-

-AHAH! IT'S NOW ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE BATHROOM HECK YE

-aw Dawson and her doggo are bonding awe ^_^

-hah now Rush is telling Kendall a ghost story

I think she can handle it

-OKAY SO LOGAN HAS TOO MANY LIFE GOALS HELP IM DROWNING IN HIS ASPIRATIONS AND NEEDS

-oh whelp Athena's joined the ghost story

-lots of purple

-lots of bats

-holy crap

-'and they didn't have any faces!!!'

-Rush 2k17

-wait why does Athenawanna learn to fish we don't even live near the sea Athena, yeah we have a beach but we'd have to travel to-

-Okay so Rushdall's talking, I'm bonding with meh pupper-bean, Logan's making snow cones and being happy being alone on his little island paradise so I'm feeling bad for Athena

Imma go have her talk to the llama mascot who just came over for some no reason.

-*blows nose* *sneezes and wakes up China*

-so apparently the mascot has his own theme song

-I just had Logan check the weather and THURSDAY IS SUPPOSED TO BE 101 DEGREES

OH MY GOOD LORDIE

(haha maybe I'm just surprised because I live in Canada and just 20 is enough to have everyone dying in shorts and ice cream.)

-I bought a bunk-bed because Logan wanted one

because I guess other reasons

-GINGER LEARNED TO SIT

*Squee!*

-um Athena just became a jock whAT

but all of the Authors are supposed to be lazy nerd-oh don't look at me like that 

-The mascot guy's name is Alexis Bellos

whelp okay then

you go Alexis

-Somebody was walking behind Kendall while she and Rush were water-balloon-fighting and I screamed out loud, 'WHO ARE YOU,' but it was literally just Dawson hah

-okAY WHO JUST TURNED ON THE STEREO ATHENA WAS IT YOU 

-Rush just hit Kendall on the arm with a red water balloon dead on and my mom burst out laughing

-Kendall just began flirting with Rush and she LIKED IT and yes I'm letting it play out because awe

-everyone's super hot outside and wanting to cool down and have snow cones because IT'S SUMMER AND NO ONE KNOWS WHY THEY'RE DYING OF HEATSTROKE

-I feel so bad for Athena she's just sitting on the couch and watching TV while everyone is talking n' junk with each other.

-Dawson just cowered for no reason *facepalms* this is what I get for trying to make her brave

-did I mention I put an easel in the bathroom

-WAIT WHERE'D ATHENA GO

ATHENA?

NO

DON'T MAKE THIS LIKE LIZA WHEN SHE GOT KIDNAPPED

OH-oh, oh hah! thank goodness, she's just reading a book on Kendall's bed (and yes, I made the bookcase a sea-side theme hehe.)

-IIEE ICE CREAM TRUCK WOO

I JUST MADE EVERYONE GO TO GET ONE FROM THE TRUCK EEE

sorry

I'm a little delirious and excited

-Ginger found a frickin' GEM. WOO! I'm so proud :')

-Kendall just booby-trapped the bathroom sink and I'm waiting for it to spray someone.

-Okay so I gave Dawson a rainbow popsicle,

-WAIT YOU CAN SUMMON THE MASCOT WITH A STUFFED LLAMA?? THAT'S ACTUALLY FREAKING TERRIFYING.

-well Ginger got dirty oops

-NO I PAUSED IT RIGHT WHEN DAWSON DROPPED HER ICE CREAM I'M CRyiNG AND ATHENA LOOKS SO SAD FOR HER BUT I SWITCHED THE VIEWS AND SHE'S SMILING 

ATHENA

DON'T SMILE AT MY PAIN

-FRICK DAWSON NEEDS TO PEE AND I DON'T WANT HER TO BE SPRAYED SO I'm having her wash her hands in the kitchen instead of the bathroom

-wait why is the sink red

-EVERYONE NEEDS TO PEE IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

-AH I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION TO THE DOG AND SHES HUNGRY AND PEEING EVERYWHERE NOOOO

-AH JEEBUS KENDALL JUST WALKED IN ON DAWSON PEEING MNNNNNNN

-WOO IT'S RAINING HALLELUJAH ^^

-Awe Rush and Dawson are dancing together

-I still can't find Athena

-I'm really excited it's raining x)

-awe Kendall and Rush are stargazing I CAN'T

-and now everyone is eating hot dogs for dinner (oh jeez Athena and Logan just left their plates lying around. THANK YOU DAWSON FOR ACTUALLY PUTTING AWAY THE PLATES.)

-*whispers* Rush and Kendall are slow-dancing eeee

and that's the first day of life for our awkward author beans, all snuggled in their beds (or sleeping bags,) and dying of the cold because Rush and Kendall got soaked while star-gazing

Okay so bye, Imma go be sick and sleepy now ^^

-Dawson