"One long lukesoka fight later"

Ahsoka: WHATEVER LUKE I AM DIVORCING YOU

Luke: FINE I'LL BE KILLING AJ ANYWAY

Anakin: *runs in* YOU BROKE UP YAY-WAIT.....DIVORCED?! YOU ARE MARRIED?!

Ahsoka: Typo. I meant to say we're breaking up.

Anakin: oh.

Anakin: WELL THATS GOOD. I WOULD BE WILLING TO ROLL AROUND IN SAND FOR THIS MOMENT YAS.

Shaak Ti: Actually I like sand but I would marry Obi Wan for this moment.....and that says something.

Obi Wan: HEY WHAT DID I DO?!

Everyone else:....where did you come from?

Obi Wan: I'm pals with Ezra. Cause remember.

Ezra and Obi Wan: We're always watching.

Ahsoka: *whispering to Luke* we need a lock for our room.

Anakin: DID YOU SAY OUR ROOM WAT

Ahsoka: Ya we're back together.

Anakin: *dies*

Luke: Don't be dramatic dad.

Anakin: *IS ACTUALLY DEAD*

Ahsoka:....I think he's actually dead.

Luke: Oh? How?

Anakin: *has died from a heart attack*

Poe: Feels bruh. Waffles anyone?

Shaak Ti: *force pushes Poe away*

Ahsoka: Awww! Mom! You follow in my footsteps! I knew I got that from someone!

Anakin: *is revived*

Luke: Aw DANG. I wish he would've stayed dead.

Anakin:......excuse me?

Luke: Oh whoops.

Anakin: Son you are grounded!

Luke: YOU CANT MAKE ME YOU ARENT MY MOM!

Padmé: LUKE ANAKINISANAMAZINGDAD SKYWALKER! YOU GET TO YOUR ROOM!

Luke: Yes Mom....wait I'm in my room...

Padmé: DONT GET SMART WITH ME.

Luke: *backs away*

Ahsoka: *is laughing at Luke's middle name*

Luke: Shut up Ahsoka.

Ahsoka: *slaps luke*

Luke: OW

Anakin: *laughs* HAHAH SUCKER

Ahsoka: Anyway what should we do Luke?

Luke: Eachother?

Everyone else: ........

Anakin: *has another heart attack*

More randomness! LOL. Hope you enjoyed! ~Jade R