luke: love?

marc: hey, sweetie.

luke: have you met your roommate?

marc: yeah. his name is arthur.

luke: is he pretty?

marc: *smiles* are you jelous?

luke: whaaaat? nooooo.

marc: oh, yes you are.

luke: nope.

marc: love, don't worry, yeah? i love you. only you.

luke: well, yeah, okay. but is he sexy?

marc: you're the sexiest man in the world, so don't worry.

luke: that means he is sexy?

marc: *whispers* he's ugly. really ugly.

luke: and fat?

marc: not rea-

luke: AND FAT?

marc: fat like a seal.

luke: *smiles* well, that's great. see you in a week, yeah?

marc: yeah. love you.

luke: love you too.