*Lucy walks into her room gracefully and lays down in her bed.*
NATSU- "BOO!"
*Happy scratches the wall*
Lucy-"STOP SNEAKING INTO MY HOUSE WITH THAT CAT OF YOURS!"
Happy-"someone's sassy...."
Lucy- "SHUT UP CAT!"
NATSU- "Lucy I have to tell you something." *
Natsu's cheeks turn a salmon pink*
Lucy- "What is it?"
*Natsu kneels down and takes out a little box.*
NATSU- "Lucy, will you marry me?"
*Lucy gasps and nods.*
Happy- "OUUUUU HE LOVES YOU!"
NATSU+Lucy- "SHUT UP!"
*just then the ceiling fell down and Stings head pops up*
Lucy- "STING, WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING?"
Sting- "Lets go Lucy, you don't belong to this salmon head..."
Happy- "SALMON? B*TCH WHERE?"
Lucy- "I BROKE UP WITH YOU FOR A REASON! IM DONE WITH YOU STING!"
*Sting chokes Lucy*
NATSU- "YOU BASTARD!"
Sting- "Say goodbye to Lucy."
NATSU- "YOU UNCULTURED SWINE, SHES MY GIRL AND YOU KNOW THAT! I WOULD KISS THAT B*TCH LISA ANN FOR HER!"
*Natsu's eyes glow*
Sting- "what the hell is this...."
NATSU- "IM ALL FIRED UP NOW!"
Sting: "....."
NATSU- "FIRE DRAGON ROAR!"
Sting- "OH HELL NAW"
*Sting retreats*
Lucy- "Hey Natsu, now that that's over want to play something like.....hide and seek?"
NATSU- "Sure! But I'll be the hider!"
Lucy- "Why is that?"
NATSU- "Because girls like you are hard to find."
*Natsu pulls Lucy toward him and they kiss*
MIRA+GAJEEL- "BOOOOOOM!"